Is it normal that i smell my own poo?

Ok, I'm sure this is very cliche, but I think this is VERY weird. Let's start. Ok so from time to time, I insert my finger into my anus and pull out a piece of poo. I then sniff it and throw it away after maybe 10-15 minutes. But sometimes instead of throwing it away, I stockpile it. This is really affecting me because my roommate comes into my room to talk and he is disgusted by the horrible odor. And sometimes I do this in the living room and when he comes in to watch tv or just sit on the couch, he is also disgusted. When he asks me what the smell is, I always play it off by saying I was farting a lot. But he is getting suspicious. I've never told anybody about my secret obsession and I'm even pretty embarrassed to talk about it on here. I'm not trolling and I'm NOT making ANY of this up.

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Based on 141 votes (18 yes)
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Comments ( 35 )
  • Avant-Garde

    No... Certainly, not. Obviously no.

    *Jumps into the sea. Returns to my kind...*

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    • *Blows load

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      • Avant-Garde

        *Turns on high powered fan*

        *The load flies back at breathtaking speed towards its owner*

        "Papa! I missed you!"

        *Icame tears up*

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        • *Happily swallows it all.

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          • Avant-Garde

            Back up the penis it goes!

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Wow and I thought I was bad
      *sharts himself laughing

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      • Avant-Garde

        Why don't you ever eat the cheesepie? Do you want to be subjected to a fate that causes waste to constantly leak from your bum?

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        • robbieforgotpw

          Limberger cheese pie is awesome! Had any?

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          • Avant-Garde

            Sadly no. There exists a Italian cheese so rich, so soft and so heavenly that its pure sexy. Make your cheesepie with that or at least chisel some onto your sustenance.

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  • valisque

    Oh lord no! You poor sick child, ................... Fuck!?

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  • RoseIsabella

    How do you pull out a whole turd with one finger? I smell a troll!

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      Better to smell a troll than his finger lol

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      • RoseIsabella

        Namaste. ;)

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Can't u do it?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope, that's what my butt muscles are for; pushing.

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        • robbieforgotpw

          P push it real good

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  • ihaveapoon

    My big black dick looks like a giant oily turd

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  • Itmaybenormal

    The fuck man... I just read the title and had to write this... But what the actual fuck.

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  • JBN

    You need to get a boy/girl friend. If you spend too much time by yourself and have strong sexual desire, a lot of sexual deviant, fetish behavior will take its place. It will only get worse until you branch out and spend time with others.

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  • You are probably one of those scat fetish people aren't you?

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    • OtherSide

      I'm guessing by your username that you're one of those people.

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      • Poop weasel as in the alien weasels that exit your rectum in Stephen kings Dreamcatcher.

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        • OtherSide

          So yes then.

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  • loopoo

    Not normal.

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  • SoundsOverrated

    You teasing hoe.

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  • LemonCheese

    Uhm, what?! Maybe you should see someone about this to maybe stop your obsession, because if you keep doing this, it's just going to get worse and worse. But erm, yeah, this really ain't normal dude. You need to STOP. It can also make you ill you know?

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  • ccjigsaw

    I smell my poo to but not my choice lolololol

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    • LemonCheese

      Then what do you smell your poo for? 0.o

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      • ccjigsaw

        Joke= When you take a dump it smells like poo, therefore you are smelling you poo weather you want to or not

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        • LemonCheese

          Oh, pahahaha I get you xD Sorry.

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  • Dragonmaster410

    Dude you need serious help

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  • lola215

    this is no where near normal. i would see a shrink about this problem.

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  • Xxxyaoixxx

    Yea this is not normal and idk if this is linked to anal sex at all I mean if it was just fingering your ass then yea that's masterbating and that's pretty normal but smelling your facies no

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