Is it normal that i save my semen in a flask for this reason?

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I save up all my semen in a hip flask and take it to work with me (manager at mcdonalds) and put it on peoples burgers? It's pretty funny, some of my employees complained but I just fired them.

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Based on 47 votes (16 yes)
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  • willis94
    12 years ago

    Ok well im never going to mcdonalds ever again...

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    I didn't even know McDonalds had a special sauce. And, even if I did, I would have guessed it was fecal matter.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I've just been put off Mcdonalds for life now... You bastard, I loved Mcflurries!!!

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      We could trust him that he was honest is saying he (only) puts his...sauce...in the burgers.

      Then the McFlurries are safe.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        I hope so but even so I'm not gonna risk it, KFC here I come! XD

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        • [Old Memory]
          12 years ago

          It is almost too creepy to think about. Just buy a blender and make your own!

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          • [Old Memory]
            12 years ago

            Lol, that's probs the best idea. Either that or give up ice cream produce all together, it can only be healthy! XD

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    • dappled
      12 years ago

      I make my own Mcflurries. Mint Aero is nice but chocolate raisin with a spot of dark rum is proper lush! Next time you're in town, you should eat at McDappleds!

      P.S. Malteser is brilliant too.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        Ooh, that sounds yummy! And I'll make sure too, chocolate raisin and dark rum sounds bloody amazing! :D

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        You forgot to mention your secret sauce...

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I hope you get reported.

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    I applaud you Sir, you are sick fuck and the reason why I don't` eat takeaways. Come suck my semen off my dick...

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  • ellie06
    11 years ago

    *gags profusely* Leave it to McDonald's to put semen in their food...

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Ermm what state and city do u work lol

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  • aduusw
    12 years ago

    Mmmm happy meals...yummy!!!

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  • jensapa
    12 years ago

    Your a sick cunt.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    And here I thought they only do that at White Castle.

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  • Darkoil
    12 years ago

    I dont ever eat a shitty mcdonalds but keep doing it, people who go in to that shithole deserve nothing less than a spunk filled burger.

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    • allforfun21
      11 years ago

      lmao

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