Is it normal that i put crisco shortening on my bagel?

Every day in english class i spread like half a cup of shortening on my bagel... its sooo good. am i normal?

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Based on 92 votes (16 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • Who_Fan4Life

    Smear poo on your bagel next time for a more ''interesting'' taste!

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  • ladyday

    eww don't you know what hydrogenated oil does to your body?? that's nasty man.

    I mix some chopped garlic up with some olive oil and drizzle that onto my bagels. try that.. I bet you 50 bucks it will taste a thousand times better.

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  • yeah_buddy

    AMERICA FUCKING ROCKS !

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  • TheConsciousElectron

    ewww

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  • The_White_Spirit

    Why in English class?

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  • phillipphung94

    Lemme guess. You're American.

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  • Laddie2468

    Yuck! Why are you eating fat on a bun? : p

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  • crazykittens

    Ew, sounds nasty. You must be unhealthy Oh well, but, to each their own.

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  • alv1592

    you're gonna have heart problems. just saying.

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  • PookieBear

    I don't think this is real. First of all, crisco is nasty. Second, half a cup? That's A LOT of crisco. You must be spending tons of money on crisco each month and stashing jars of it in your locker/bookbag to be slathering half a cup on a bagel everyday. Third, what kind of parent would allow such behavior and don't your classmates or teachers say anything to you? If this is real, it's abnormal and gross and you're on your way to heart attack heaven.

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  • tori

    Ewww! A half of a cup? Your arteries must not like you very much. But, to each their own. I like butter on mine. But not that much.

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  • soccer2

    Ew, that is more unhealthy than cream cheese and it doesn't taste good. But to each their own

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