Is it normal that i poke my girlfriend's armpit hairs when she sleeps?

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When my girlfriend is sleeping or just sitting around and hasn't shaved her pits in a few days, (I don't really care if she does shave them or not I mean if I don't why should she), I like to poke the small hairs that are growing in and yell "SEEDLINGS!" as loud as I can. I don't do this in public just while we are in my bed. Is this normal?

side note: Apparently she woke up last night after having a nightmare about them turning into seedlings and ran to the bathroom and shaved her pits at 4 in the morning...

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    I love how close you two sound xD Alot of people on this site just don't get that. I was going to say I'm suprised you didn't get a "That's gross! Women should always shave" comment, but then I clicked the hidden comments. xD Very awesome. My bf dutch ovens me. It's funny later, but at the time I hate him.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I wish I could favourite this story a 100 times over! XD

    No story on IIN has ever made me laugh as hard as this one. That is hysterical! ((ha,ha,ha "seedlings"))

    Normal and fantasic. She must have laughed herself silly. :)

    ... :)
    (still smiling)

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  • regisphilbin
    9 years ago

    hahaha

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  • Hollolly
    11 years ago

    one time i was experimenting how long i could grow my one armpit and they were pretty long, lol, like i could grab them, but my best friend thought it was gross and started saying that i was going native, :) then one night when i slept over, she shaved them off while i was sleeping :,( bitch, lol jokes I still love her... point is, i realised that I am actually very fascinated with armpit hairs.. ;D lol Your very normal, well as normal as me

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  • plinky
    11 years ago

    Wow i do the same thing except i twizzle and braid my gf's nipple hair when she is asleep. I then shout awooga whilst taking a dump in the next room.

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  • poy
    11 years ago

    LOL this is perfect you got a good humor in you sir

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    ROFL: That second paragraph just made my day.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Aahhhahaha, yeah.. normal. My boyfriend keeps touching my armpits :(

    And he goes "haiwy!!" But with the r sounding like a w. In a cute voice.

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  • Seedlings!
    11 years ago

    Thanks I couldn't resist sharing

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Fucking gross.....Tell that bitch to shave....

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    WTF, if my girlfriends have any hair besides on their head it's get rid of it, now.

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