Is it normal that i physically love my keyboard?

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Last night I made sweet love to my computer keyboard.

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Based on 24 votes (11 yes)
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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Poor mouse was left out, just crying and jerkin off in the corner.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Sorry to crash your dreams but, your keyboard texted me that the whole time you were having sex with it, it was thinking about me. Back off my keyboard bitch.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      Ownage.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    this is called objectum sexuality. there are others like you who have sex with or fall in love with inanimate objects, like furniture, electronics and what not. there's even an international organization you can join: http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/

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    • NothingxCrazy
      12 years ago

      I took some time to learn about this (don't ask why) but those people have some deep deep emotional issues. :(

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    Typical man. Meet a woman and it's all Page Up and Page Down with your eyes, then you exert a bit of Ctrl, make her pick up the Tab, then Shift to her Home, where you Insert and Enter and End then Escape almost simultaneously. Luckily for her, she Deleted you and moved to an Alt lifestyle.

    Still, at least you now have your Space. :)

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    • Shackleford96
      12 years ago

      Haha! That was a good one.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        I knew you'd appreciate that. :P

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      Clever

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    • Quackaddict
      12 years ago

      She could change to an alt life style and have some good enter and go to space and delete words See its easy being clever. And then shift to her home.

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    • Omglmffao123
      12 years ago

      Haha! That's hilarious!

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    How exactly is this possible?

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    How's that even possible?

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  • lovebuzz1025
    12 years ago

    How is it possible to fuck a keyboard?

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    • notmyusualusername
      12 years ago

      I don't know. I really don't know.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    When ur horny u will make luv 2 anything ;) iz chill ur chill dude totally. Normal! ;D

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  • Falafel87
    12 years ago

    0% yes, 0% no, 100% confused.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I don't even know how this is possible. Schools almost back kid, better spend your last days doing something more productive.

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