Is it normal that i masturbate 100+ times a day?

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OK, so everyday I like to jack it every 5 minutes or so. It's something I just HAVE to do. I don't even need porn to get it up anymore. Hell, I could pull my pud while watching the Loony Tunes. It helps me relieve stress and anxiety, its better than any drug or alcohol. It's become so much of an addiction that I often go weeks without bathing. I just keep on choking my chicken til my balls have run dry. I actually yanked my crank so many times in the past week, I've gotten 4 cuts on my man meat. So is it normal to burp the worm this often or do I have a problem?

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Based on 13 votes (4 yes)
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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    So, you have nothing better to do?

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Liar liar wang on fire

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    • CanadianCowboy
      9 years ago

      What wang XD

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      • wistfulmaiden
        9 years ago

        ugh

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Either you are not very good at it or the tiny little thing is all sore and abused. Even superman couldn't cum a 100 times a day, but of course we believe you can.
    Sorry, Mr Troll, a silly children's story.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago

    I actually don't have anything better to do, I divorced my wife for my hand, and my employer caught me beating my meat under my desk and they fired me for it...Ruthless bastards.

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  • sega31098
    9 years ago

    This link should help you:
    http://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    Well Sir, I for one commend you on your tenacity! You must strive to improve on the record of yours, I am sure that you can! You should forfeit sleep because you will have enough time for that when you are dead, just wank, wank and wank some more!So what if your dick becomes a little chaffed? My advice to you is to use lubricant, this will prevent the chaffing which in turn relates to more feeling and less pain! Think man, think...you can do it, just put your back into it!

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  • johnho
    9 years ago

    Need to get a life, I'm bad or was but that is more than extreme.. Wow, if you really lost your job because of it you really do need help..!!

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    As you watch Looney Tunes, remember that YOU are the most amusing cartoon of all.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago

    Also, I don't cum every time I jack it, most of the time my balls have ran dry and I don't cum at all. Now that I have cuts on my junk, it's very painful to spank my monkey, but I still do it anyway

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    • CanadianCowboy
      9 years ago

      Get help :p

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