Is it normal that i'm tom cruise?

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My life so far....Scientology...Katie Holmes... Genital warts... Divorce....

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Based on 113 votes (42 yes)

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tori

11 years ago | pl

Poor thing. I'm watching Rain Man right now. Did you learn anything from that movie?

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- Idiocracy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes... Yes I did.
  
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  - tori
    
    11 years ago
    
    And...........what did you learn and take away from that movie and make it your own. Not talking about possessions now !
    
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- bumblecreek
  
  11 years ago
  
  I learned that underwear is underwear, wherever you buy it, in Cincinnati or wherever.
  
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  - tori
    
    11 years ago
    
    K-mart. Must be K-Mart. 400 Oak St.
    
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    - Idiocracy
      
      11 years ago
      
      Funny fact about that actually. Dustin Hoffmann actually crapped his pants in that scene, that's why you see me stop the car and get out. Smelled like week old cabbage. That guy would never get out of character either... Like ever. Three weeks after filming rain man, I tried introducing him to some hotties and he suddenly started smacking himself in the head and shrieking! It was hilarious until started smelling cabbage again....
      
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      - tori
        
        11 years ago
        
        Wow! That's horrible for him. Did the hairs in your nose melt.
        To bad they edited that out of the movie.
        
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        Idiocracy
        
        11 years ago
        
        Yes they did
        
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- chinese
  
  11 years ago
  
  i definitely learned how to give women orgasms using only a sharp knife
  
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  - Idiocracy
    
    11 years ago
    
    That sounds... Painful and serial killer-ish. You must have a non working pee pee. Poor guy... Plus being Chinese... It must be really tiny too. You're a perfect candidate for a neat little religion. Ever hear of scientology... pig?
    
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    - chinese
      
      11 years ago
      
      yes i am member! we cum blood inside carcasses of virgins!
      
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Are you still refusing to come out of Stan's closet?

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  11 years ago
  
  No, I love closets ... John travolta definitely came out though.
  
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KeddersPrincess

11 years ago

No; it is not normal to be Tom Cruise. That's sickening!

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  11 years ago
  
  No it's not!! Is it sickening to... Ok nevermind. But I'll bet you are ugly, and never got invited on or banned from Oprah? See? I AM cool...and not sickening... At all.. Ever... Not even a tiny bit... Sometimes.
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Oy mate, there is your bloke Christian Bale here. I gotta say man; Your work in Minority Report was top notch.

Tell your haters I said to bugg'r off.

Cheers!

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  11 years ago
  
  Thank you Christian... I was wondering, would you consider changing your first name to Scienologist? That would make the "cause" a little more... Gooder.
  
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dom180

11 years ago

Me too! :D

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GuessWho

11 years ago

It's only Normal for Tom Cruise to be Tom Cruise.

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- Idiocracy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Right?!!! That's what I've been s... Wait... What?
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

you are one of my favorite actors!

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  11 years ago
  
  Thank you... I am too.
  
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dappled

11 years ago

Poor Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman. Overlooked in a poll about Tom Cruise.

Still, I guess that's the only thing about Tom Cruise that has ever overlooked them.

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- Idiocracy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Mimi and Nicole are still good friends of mine. They don't talk to me anymore... Because their eyes are just shut. Wide shut. I don't understand though because you talk with your mouth... So that kinda bugs me. Mimi did introduce me to scientology. She was all "hey scientology, this is Tom. Tom this is scientology..." It was at a mixer.
  
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hiddenmallows

11 years ago

is it normal i don't find you serious?

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wuddeva

11 years ago

I am also Tom cruise. Come at me, bru.

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Dr.Thorn

11 years ago

oopsssss wrong post :)

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disthing

11 years ago

Considering the number of Tom Cruises there must be in the world... I'd say 100 or fewer... that's 100 out of 7 billion. That's pretty abnormal.

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Terence_the_viking

11 years ago

Stop making shit films man

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  11 years ago
  
  Ok... wait a second, I never made a film about poop! Dustin Hoffmann kept crapping his pants in Rain Man. Seriously it was getting us all sick. The director puked about 14 times and wardrobe had to wear bio hazard suits to change his pants. Freakin sick man. But seriously, what do you mean? I think you might be finding me with another actress because no... No, come to think of it... No... I didn't do any movies about poop. Well... Unless you're counting Magnolia.... Maybe cocktail, or days of thunder. No you're right... Days of thunder WAS about poop. Really fast poop... Ok...sorry.
  
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  - Terence_the_viking
    
    11 years ago
    
    Haha ok stop making films then
    
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    - Idiocracy
      
      11 years ago
      
      :( sad face.... That hurt
      
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      - Terence_the_viking
        
        11 years ago
        
        If you made films worth watching then that'd be great. Although saying that you were awesome in tropic thunder as the fat baldy angry dude
        
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Beowulfbrol

11 years ago

Aaaah..i guess :/

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

I'm sorry to hear that. I do like the movie Legend :) but that's all

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  11 years ago
  
  Yeah... Legend was real though. Just fyi
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    11 years ago
    
    Of course it was
    
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

Only about once a week, dude.

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  11 years ago
  
  24x7 for me man... That's like almost all the time
  
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Anime7

11 years ago

Do you also make a ridiculous amount of money and have great hair? If so congratulations.

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- Idiocracy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes and yes.... Wow you're right!! I have hair and money :) I'm gonna make you an honorary scientologist now. Just send in an honorary $500 to get an honorary reading with an e meter ok?
  
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    11 years ago
    
    Awesome, just sent the check by mail. Can't wait for that e meter.
    
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myboyfriendsbitch

11 years ago

Can I have some money?

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- Idiocracy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes but would you be willing to spy on Katie for me?
  
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  - myboyfriendsbitch
    
    11 years ago
    
    I'd do anything for 5 million bucks, man. Double that and I'd even take up scientology while sucking your warty cock. Does the money help you forget about the warts?
    
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      11 years ago
      
      Its not me who has genital warts... Geez. She told me on our wedding night those were here "extra" love buttons. Had names for em and everything. I still miss Sporty spice. I'd like to forget sneezy though. Anyway about this c*ck sucking thing... Maybe we can work something out if you could spy on Katie for me. I'll get my digital cam and a rooster.
      
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      - myboyfriendsbitch
        
        11 years ago
        
        Why do you edit "cock" if you are talking about a rooster?
        
        Give me your address, Katy's address and a picture of your anus. Once proven that you are Tom Crews, I will tell you where to send the money. If you want me to spy I'll need lots of money up front. Otherwise i can't leave my current location. You will also have to endorse my art career. I figure i can become her "best friend" and fame only talks to fame, so... You know.
        
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throat_cutter

11 years ago

Ahh Katie Holmes...fresh divorced pussy

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  Yeah... Lol (dies a little inside) I jumped on a couch on national television for that b@tch...
  
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