Is it normal that i'm proud of my lazy eye?

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I like my lazy eye. My eyes are normally aligned, so it's not like it impairs my interaction with people. If it does wander off and someone makes a comment on it then I just make something up like, "I'm part chameleon," or "It's actually a camera that surveys the room and spies on people."

One time some kid complained that my lazy eye was looking right at him, so I told him that it had chosen him and that if he looked into it he could see the future. He got so freaked out. See? Lazy eye is fun.

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  • scumfuck
    7 years ago

    You're like david bowie xd

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  • DogsDogsDogs!
    12 years ago

    That's ... Different but totally funny

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  • normalgirlisnormal
    12 years ago

    you're amazing :)

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  • darkangels
    12 years ago

    i had lazy eyes before.. until i got surgery when i was almost 9 now i cant do that anymore!

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  • Sherpa
    12 years ago

    I think it's not normal to like it, but if you do, then you have a strong self-esteem and that is excellent. Usually, people are shy about things like this, from my experience.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    your making the best out of it :)

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  • PDK79
    12 years ago

    Not really normal, but by joking about it, you kinda' make it normal...pardoxial..& Damn funny! I'd pay to see you do that to someone!! F**kin' hilarious!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Demi Moore had this.

    Eh. Whatcha gonna do? As long as you don't suffer as a result....with migraines or something.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    funny

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  • Cobrakitnu
    12 years ago

    Hahaha, your responses made me laugh.

    Honestly, if people are really gonna judge you over that (something you have no control over), then why the hell would you even wanna socialize with them?

    Stay humorous.

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  • crazy!:D
    12 years ago

    LOL good u were born this way xD

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