Is it normal that i'm proud of my dick?

Is it normal that I'm proud of my dick? Me and my dick were acquaintances for as long as I can remember. We never really got along, but we never really hated each other. My dick was always being a dick and it thought being a pervert was the way to go. I, on the other hand, wasn't too perverted... If at all. Then, one fine day, with a tug and a pull, something somewhat magical happened. I felt like a chemical inside me snapped. I felt like something grew. I felt like something was let out of me; Something gentle. I soon discovered it was friendship. That was what happened. My and my dick formed a bond that could never be broken. Ever since this bond was formed, we've been inseparable. Is this normal?