Is it normal that i'm likely to turn women off?

I've noticed so many turn-offs, especially in cartoons, who try to screw sexy, slutty, highly attractive women, act like gentlemen, kiss them and the woman doesn't kiss him, his mouth gets a punch. Why do these words sound like women are going to scream at me? You can't win in this game, except if you stop beating around the bush and tell them your clothes don't exist. Turn-offs ironically aren't being sexy enough, they don't sound like they want sex, they sound like losers and creeps using subtle innuendoes.
Tell women what you want, sing a song of explicit sex, even if you made that song up, use some vulgarity, either pornographic, or artistic nudity in the lyrics, and sing related to the woman's culture, she will think you've got something in common and will go to bed with you straight after giving you wine, you getting drunk on it, and you're not just kissing, kiss to shut her up, it's sex, there's no emotional bonds, it's not love. I know from experience.
Do you know what a turn-off does? Doesn't sound like sex, he plays detective, smokes cigarettes to impress women, wears skimpy clothes, is skinny, why do women want to run away from skinny men in skimpy clothes? It's that complicated, it's just as hard to have sex as it's also hard to be sexy and somehow manage to repel women. Is that normal?