Is it normal that i'm like this?

You sound like a spoiled, selfish, petulant little child.
It's probably about time you allowed yourself the pleasure of the company of others without being so judgmental.
But hey, what do I know?

1) I think it's normal not to care about social and cultural capital yourself, but I don't think it's normal to have no comprehension of why other people would care it.

2) I don't think it's normal to not understand that giving someone unsolicited advice about your subjective perception of their flaws would cause them upset.

3) I think it's relatively normal not to understand love. I think it's something you have to be receptive to to fully comprehend and not everyone is receptive to it.

4) Asexuality is normal, and that to a certain extent overlaps how you feel. Pretty much any sexual feeling, or lack of one, is normal.

5) I think this is an issue. Not feeling anything at funerals is a normal thing, but a general lack of emotiveness is a genuine psychological issue. It's a symptom of depression and schizophrenia (not saying you have a psychological disorder, just trying to get across that lack of emotiveness is a serious issue).

6) Yeah, that's normal. Whether it's shyness or introvertness or whatever, it's normal.

7) I think it's normal to keep a lot of things inside you. I don't feel comfortable expressing some parts of myself in every social atmosphere, and some parts of myself that I am comfortable expressing I'm unable to articulate. But I think whether or not this is a problem depends on the reasons why you're secretive.

8) This also depends on the reason. Lots of normal people have few friends because they're content with them, and lots of people with problems have few friends because they're unable to maintain social relationships without pushing people away.

9) It depends on how you were brought up. Sometimes that behaviour is rational and normal and indicative that there's something wring with your family, not you.

10) I really don't think this means anything.

Is this suckonthis? The Grammar King?

some of your aspects is normal the others are not so much seems to me you have a condition where you have a hard time forming emotional connections with people this could be a problem as it means making connections can be very hard expecally if you feel no sexual arousal. if i was you i would maybe talk to a phycologist about it if you are worried or at least find someone who might know more about that. That is not entirely normal. I'd look into it.

It's nice you care about showing an erection in public..you care.. thats nice

In general, what you wrote here makes me believe that you are young, inexperienced and arrogant. I have met hundreds like you already, but most change their ways eventually after certain points in their lives. In general, people with these traits are spoiled or with certain social disability. Maybe asperger, who knows.

1. Not normal: We are social animals and we need others to survive and to fulfill certain emotional needs. Everyone mature and with enough mental sanity wants to be accepted in certain way.
2. Not normal (but nice): Many people have a hard time accepting criticism. You should try to be constructive and nice when you criticize people.
3. Not normal: Finding love is most people's dream. Even if you have everything else in the world, you would feel empty without someone to love. But it is normal not to understand love before actually experiencing it.
4. Not normal: But people are more accepting towards different kinds of sexual mentalities these days.
5. Kind of normal: Some people are more or less emotional than others, and some awaken certain emotions during certain moments in life.
6. Normal: But society doesn't want to accept that introversion is a legitimate and healthy way of life.
7. Not normal: Here is where you reveal your weak spot. You are here trying to sound all cold and antisocial, but if you have the needs to keep secrets it means that you care about what people think. Even if you are a quiet person, you wouldn't keep secrets if you didn't care.
8. Normal: I think most people nowadays have many acquaintances but not true friends. I think having 2 true friends is enough for many.
9. Kinda normal: You are not forced to like your family, but if you have no reason to hate them, you should at least try to connect with them.
10. Normal: I would put this in the same row as 2. The fact that you need to mention this makes me believe that you are quite arrogant. (and sorry for the mistakes I might have made)

Sounds normal to me!

schizoid to a t

You don't really seem that strange to me. I've met FAR stranger people.

Kind of normal, especially for people on here. Sure there are a few things on the list a lot of people aren't or don't do, but we are not all the exact same, and we all are different in certain ways, and it's not really a stretch between yours and others'.

Don't worry, I would say it's nothing to worry about.

1. I get what you're saying. But It's normal for humans to want to be accepted and liked for who they are. Some people are less sensitive about rejection than others, but it shouldn't be that hard for you to understand how someone could be sensitive when others talk shit about them.

2. You're telling them what they 'should' fix? Who are you? God? Lol. You like to be real with people, okay. I'm being real with you. Not everyone wants your opinion on what's wrong with them. If they ask you, okay, they're asking for it. If not, shut up. It's not really your place to tell others what they 'should' do.

3. I don't think anyone ever fully understands love until they experience it for themselves, and even then.. So I feel you on that one.

4. Asexual? Cool. Well, just like how everyone isn't straight or gay, not everyone is sexual. Nothin wrong with that IMO.

5. So, you're a bit... apathetic? That could be nature or nurture.. personality or environment.. I'm really not sure, but nonetheless, as long as it's not affecting your life I think it's OK.

6. Introverted. Normal.

7. Secretive. Normal.

8. Nooormal.

Actually, 6 7 & 8 sound like a lot of my friends lol.

9. IMO completely normal. Others would say different. I don't think family has to be a strong bond, or even any bond.

10. Well educated people who cannot write a decent essay, despite being taught about grammar / spelling / essay writing for years and years, piss me off. But not everyone is well educated, not everyone completed school, not everyone is naturally good at English, so I try to look past the whole grammar thing. Especially online, because I myself don't use proper grammar most of the time.

So that's me trying to give my honest opinion / advice.. Lol hope it's okay x You sound normal to be, a bit ~weird~, but whatever. Weird is interesting! Do you. And let others do them. :)

Do you suck cocks at all? Have you, in the past ever sucked a cock?