Is it normal that i'm jealous when my sister farts loudly?

so, when my family falls asleep I sometimes hear my sister farting very loudly multiple times in her room

I feel jealous because I wish I could release that much gas in order for my belly to flatten

so, is it normal to envy somebody elses farts?

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Based on 158 votes (41 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • karmasAbich

    Oh man. How was my poll called dumb, but this gets actual advice..

    Go eat some chili and read a book.

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  • disthing

    "I wish I could release that much gas in order for my belly to flatten"

    I'm guessing this person means they have a bloated stomach i.e. a build up of gas, not that they are fat and want to lose weight by farting...

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    • gopitah

      exactly. you get me! I like you :)

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  • Shackleford96

    Stick your butt in the air and put your head on the ground.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    farting doesn't make your belly flatter. sit-ups do

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  • justasking1982

    She's not farting, she's probably queefing because she's having sex!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Exercise and eat healthy! That'll make your belly flatter, not envying someone's dysfunctional digestive system-_-

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  • gopitah

    water223 exactly! haha

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  • water223

    I think this sounds stranger than it is because sometimes you get really bloated and you need to fart but you can't.

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  • alv1592

    Definitely one of the stranger posts I've read. Farting doesn't make your stomach flat lol

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    hehehaha

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  • Sidekickz

    yeah defnitly normal...

    what do you think yourself?

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  • Darkoil

    Sit ups don't make your belly flatter^^^^, you want to get a good fat burn going, low intensity exercise at about 140-160 bpm for 45 minutes everyday.

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  • Energy

    Damn, I never knew.

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  • Jweezee

    Do sit ups..............maybe you'll fart.

    And i think you're right, the sit ups squeezing the occassional fart out might make you skinnier. Research.

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      yeah but don't do that if someone is holding your feet.

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      • Jweezee

        Ha. You'de lose a workout partner in a hurry.

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        • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

          guy i knew who was in the marines said he use to do it on purpose during the official PT test, knowing the other person couldn't escape

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