Is it normal that i'm going to teach my children to swear?
I'm going to be a father in a couple years and I want my children to swear. No seriously, I ain't kidding folks, I'm going to make sure they become intelligent foulmouths. Why? So they can fucking stand up to all the bullies at the school they might go to. If they get any shitcrap my kids will just swear at them and be the toughest kids in the schoolyard, nobody will pick on 'em and that means no loss of self-esteem and therefore no failure.
I will make sure I get them into brutal death metal with plenty of tough cursing to toughen them up too. I won't try and scare them or anything with horror movies, they can watch normal kids stuff but in music terms I'll make sure the first pieces of music they hear is serious, real death metal music rather than lighter commercial stuff, they can get into that when they're older. If they turn out to be metalheads when they grow up, that's a bonus because they won't have to get into lighter stuff.
I'm not saying I want my kids to grow up to become thugs, I just want them to be tough with enough foul words in their vocabulary to drive away the bad stuff from people. Plus, you know what kids are like today! Swearing is a hip thing for kids to do so they might be popular for it because they're taking a risk.
Is this normal... btw I don't care if it isn't normal, I'm doing this anyway. I think everybody should swear and I'm making sure my kids get a big head-start before the first grade teachers tell them it's "wrong" and makes them into wusses that'll get pushed down by a bully and won't know how to insult them back. They're gonna be swearing everywhere they go, and if anybody has a problem with that I'll tell them that it's a part of our lives and it's good to do it. is it normal peeps?