Is it normal that i'm comfortable farting?

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Is it normal that I'm perfectly happy farting when I'm right next to my friends, and even when I'm holding my girlfriend? Nobody has ever mentioned that anything smells or shown signs of disgust when I do it. I can easily angle my body so that I expel gas silently as well, so I'm entirely positive nobody detects them.

It's only when I came to is it normal that I realised some people weren't as comfortable farting in public as I am. I was shocked to learn that some people go as far as to go to the bathroom to fart! Is it normal that I don't feel uncomfortable farting in public, and don't ever even consider going to the bathroom to do it?

Sorry for posting a kind of gross story and making you read it!

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Based on 161 votes (108 yes)
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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    I kid you not, when my fiance and I were first dating, I would totally do that, thinking he didn't notice. He told me two years later, when I was more cozy doing such front of him, that HE KNEW. I was like, you're joking. All that time I let one rip, we both pretended it didn't happen, and then he goes and let's it rip that he knew.
    He was like "You always had this look on your face like you thought you got away with it. I didn't have the heart to tell you."

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    • sillygirl77
      7 years ago

      That's really funny!

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      You're *very* fucking lucky to have him. I'd have thrown your smelly ass out the window.

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      • sillygirl77
        7 years ago

        LOL classy!

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        • EccentricWeird
          7 years ago

          Quiet.

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      • iEatZombies_
        9 years ago

        I'd make sure there were no windows. =P

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          I'd throw you out of the nearest OSX. *pun alert*

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  • Dot123
    11 years ago

    Collect your farts in an air tight jar and send them to me.

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    Do you ever fart in your hand and open it under someone's nose and say "cupcake!!" ?

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    • JBN
      11 years ago

      omg! i love this site.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      we call it "cup of fart" or catch it in your hand and then blow it at someone for fun

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      Is that a game?

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  • WonderGuy0103
    9 years ago

    I remember when my boyfriend and I knew we were serious the first time we both farted in bed.

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    No you have it wrong. People do not have issues farting in public. People have problems farting LOUDLY in public. If someone makes a loud fart everyone is going to look at them and laugh. If someone does it quietly no one really knows where the smell came from.

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  • PanicManiac
    11 years ago

    I think it's great! C:
    I'm shy about farting. But it's good that your comfortable with it.
    BUT just reading this... I got REALLY turned on =]
    I have a facesitting and fart fetish, haha.
    So have fun and fart away <3

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    your just like me but mine are loud they sound like thunder or like a fire-cracker going off out of my ass hole i find it funny and fun and i never go to the bathroom to take a fart i probably couldn't hold it in to make it to the bathroom

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  • Omgeeipooped
    11 years ago

    I fart when and where I need too. I don't care who's around. Better out than in! LOL

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      yeah thats right

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    My boyfriend farts all the time and makes a big show about it ~.~ and they ALWAYS smell like eggs.

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    • PanicManiac
      11 years ago

      OMGAWD EGGGGSS LOL
      That sucks!

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  • Antir0b0t
    11 years ago

    You sound like my boyfriend. He's a fart machine, lucky for me they never smell.

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    • matthewkoehler
      7 years ago

      hahha

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    People should either hold it in around others or go do it in the loo. With plenty of air freshener.

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  • BurnaBaby27
    11 years ago

    Everyone does it. I don't know why there's such a horrible stigma attached to it.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    "Pull my finger" is my favorite gag.

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