Is it normal that i'm afraid of my own penis?

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Everyday I wake up I am afraid for my life. I walk to the bathroom to release the liquid I have stored in my bladder overnight. When I pull out the beast in my pants, I get scared. That one-eyed snake scares the crap out of me, and it has seriously affected my life. I can't even masturbate because I'm scared that liquid will shoot out and hit me in the eye again. Please someone help me???

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Based on 40 votes (16 yes)
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Comments ( 7 )
  • Sweetcat
    13 years ago

    Story...

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago

    Slay that beast, and put it on your wall.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Ridiculous.

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  • sparkman
    11 years ago

    Dude, I understand. My beast is crazy and I like to cut it

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    ^ I third that :)

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  • phillipphung94
    13 years ago

    ^^ haha. I second that.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    ^^oh hell that's funny!!

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