Is it normal that i'm addicted to umbilicum dioxide?

Is it bad for health? Will I die from overdosing it?

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  • Boojum

    Use of umbilicum dioxide is only hazardous if you have previously suffered an episode of acute transvisceral proteomic apoptosis.

    If you're concerned, you should ask your healthcare provider for a Barnes-Wallis test to confirm differentially redox physiology and if you have a genetic propensity for urinary polyphenism.

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    • Curious kitty that I am I tried both Bing and Google and couldn't find an explanation. Will someone please enlighten me, or at least point me to a related Webpage? And by someone, I mean YOU, Boojum.

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      • Boojum

        Sorry, but it was a deliberately gobbledegook BS response to a BS question.

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        • Thanks!

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  • Nickvey

    NO SUCH CREATURE

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    • Cottonbrains

      YES IT EXISTS *PULL MY SHIRT UP AND SHOW MY BLACK-LINT-FILLED BELLY BUTTON

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  • CrookedPigeon

    Wtf is that? Can't beweed or black it meth? Gotta be some crazy shit

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