Is it normal that i'm a neanderthal?

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I think I may be one of the last surviving members of the Neanderthal race. I have all of the distinctive traits of the Neanderthal.

- I have a very large head.

- I have very thick, heavy bones, and am naturally muscular. I weigh alot more than I look.

- I am impervious to cold weather.

- I am extremely introverted, and have been diagnosed with Aspergers sydrome. (researchers have concluded that the Neanderthals had genes linked to Aspergers/Autism.)

- I am almost strictly carnivorous, and an apex predator. I can kill anything, and nothing can kill me.

People think that the Neanderthals were dim-witted "cavemen", but we are not. We are as intelligent as humans, if not more so (I think we are humans, actually. Just another race). It is just that we were too reclusive to collaborate together to create sophisticated technology and such.

Is this normal?

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    My cousin is a werewolf. But I'm a therewolf and my mom is a herewolf.

    It's a great world we live in :]

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    please tell me more, i love ancient history and its more interesting hearing it from someone who was actually there

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    You can kill anything and nothing can kill you? Obviously you havent been in any danger.

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  • captblood44
    8 years ago

    almost everyone outside africa has neanderthal dna. up to 4% neanderthal dna. people who have bred with africans have a lower percentage as african dna dilutes the percentage down.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    "Nothing can kill me..." I bet if I shot you, you'd be on your way to the afterlife!

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  • Talljustin
    12 years ago

    Up until this year I would have called you crazy. But my dorm mate has some type of hormone disorder which has exaggerated is features across his body.Beefy and dense build and like you strong, but he also has enlarged hands, feet, knees, and has a very scruffy deep voice. Actually his nick name some guys in the dorm has given him is neanderthal.
    Just weird disorder
    5'9 to 6 ft I guess. 225lbs. I'm 7'4 287lbs and he makes me feel more normal are hands are the same size. I have big hands but proportionate for my height and his are the same size as mine; maybe thicker. and his feet are grotesquely large something like a 19 EEEEE just crazy.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    "I can kill anything, and nothing can kill me." Well guppygirl just killed your self-esteem.

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  • HSVWHO
    13 years ago

    Hmmm I think I can kill u... Let put that theory to the test.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    In all seriousness, a couple of percent of European DNA has Neanderthal roots (some interbreeding happened). Maybe some of your Neanderthal genes are dominant.

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      And to think it was once thought that these people were hairy, hunched-over, naked brutes. They were as human as the rest of us.

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  • TyLee
    13 years ago

    You are probably just trying to be funny but I think it's a pretty interesting idea... Not logical though.

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    No. Your just Summone.

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  • rayst
    13 years ago

    Loll you should have attended your history classes

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Fail

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  • guppygirl
    13 years ago

    I'm an Anthropology student that has studied the Neanderthals.

    I'm afraid to say it but the last Neanderthals died out around 40,000 years ago. Possibly earlier, possibly later.

    The Neanderthals belonged to the species homo neandertalensis. We are homo sapiens sapiens.

    All non-Africans derive up to 4% of their genes from Neanderthals, because they interbred with homo sapiens sapiens before they died out. So you just maybe have the full 4% percent, unless you're African, at which you have 0%.

    Neanderthals weren't reclusive either. Very social. They had to stick together to survive the cold years. You're right they they were smart..they invented many things. However, they weren't creative. Very little personal adornments, no art, and no elaborate burials. They are also most definitely gone.

    No more Neanderthals live today, unfortunately, so its impossible for you to be one.

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      "The Neanderthals belonged to the species homo neandertalensis"

      The vast majority of Neanderthal specimens were "contaminated" by genetic material from homo sapiens sapiens. You hear the word "contaminated" alot among evolutionists. I wonder how they would classify the different dog breeds that exist today if they studied them from fossils only.

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