Is it normal that i love my guitar way more than anything else

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I love my guitar more than my girlfriend, more than my family, more than anything else. Oh, and i can get an erection on a very good guitar solo.

Also music seems the only thing that really makes me happy, and I like to masturbate while listening to Judas Priest, Black Sabath or Iron Maiden

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Based on 69 votes (28 yes)
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  • ampedup45
    13 years ago

    I completely understand. I love my guitar more than most people. :) Now that I'm in college for music, I've found more people who see things the same way. Trust me, you're very far from being alone.

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    • Sean666
      13 years ago

      yay

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Hhahah guitargasm time! I love my guitar too but not to the pt where I like it more than people

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  • cgibso12
    12 years ago

    While you masturbate I hope you don't get anything on your guitar.

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  • rockerlocker
    13 years ago

    blablabla

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Up the irons from PA

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  • jean
    13 years ago

    ok? FREAKY! dude thnx 4 the comment on the grunge vs metal

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    • Sean666
      13 years ago

      haha don't worry

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      • jean
        13 years ago

        I forgot dude, an erection by a solo?

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        • Sean666
          13 years ago

          I can get an erection by the following song's guitar solos:
          Painkiller - Judas Priest
          Mr. Crowley - Ozzy
          Do you feel like we do - Peter Frampton
          Scatterbrain - Jeff Beck

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          • jean
            13 years ago

            Wow, with THOSE? I thought something like Master Of Puppets, Welcome To The Jungle...

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Its phallic

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