Is it normal that i love music and make my own as well?

Alright so all my life I grew up with this idea that eating healthy and in moderation was a good idea and that you needed to do it to maintain your health, BUT I was also always encouraged to eat plenty of beans. And along with eating the beans came this musical little rhyme :

Beans, Beans, the muscial fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans at every meal.

Now I eat beans all the time and am constantly flatulating, (dont laugh we all do it). And the smell could stop a rhino at full gallop, and most of my office knows this and accepts me for who I am, but recently at an important afternoon meeting, after a large lunch of beans I was operating the slideshow for a presentation and bent over to pick up a piece of paper that fell off the table, and when I did I let loose with a monsterously thunderous barrage of bean inspired "music". Now I guess since some top corporate brass was there for the meeting it wasnt dismissed as easily as it would be on a regular office day, so feeling awkward I broke out into the song I learned as a kid and put up above. Now is it normal that everyone came into the office the next day with gas masks? And that I have been placed on leave without pay for creating a "hostile" workplace ?
Those bastards all fart, who are they to judge me?

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  • Moody2P

    What...

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    • Office flatulence, caused by beans, suspended without pay. Pretty straightforward.

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      • Moody2P

        Go to the bathroom to fart. No one wants to smell your farts all day. I think it's ridiculous to not get paid for doing it though. Take them bitches to court! >:D

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  • bgreedy

    oh my god I am dying with laughter.

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  • Sillygoose

    You shouldn't be on leave without pay just for farting. That is simply illogical and immoral on the company who hired you's part.

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  • Chillpill

    Lol, there's a reason the French refer to beans as "les musiciens".

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    • "le flatulenceins"

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      • Chillpill

        but definitely not "les parfumeurs"... :D

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        • "le petomane"

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  • Now I want beans. :}

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  • Good stories

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  • Avant-Garde

    When I say the photo, I was like "Oh, no!".
    I don't find methane to be funny, but I laughed at this. Maybe it was me being uncomfortable while reading this or maybe it was how absurd this is? You must find a sense of humor in your fumes if you sing songs about it. I don't blame them for putting on gas masks and telling you to leave. That's disgusting and I'm surprised that your office chums put up with it for so long. On a more lighter note, at least you wont have to deal with constipation. But what's worse, having a job or not having one due to your dietary choices?

    Please eat more of a variety!!!!!!

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