Is it normal that i love music and make my own as well?
Alright so all my life I grew up with this idea that eating healthy and in moderation was a good idea and that you needed to do it to maintain your health, BUT I was also always encouraged to eat plenty of beans. And along with eating the beans came this musical little rhyme :
Beans, Beans, the muscial fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans at every meal.
Now I eat beans all the time and am constantly flatulating, (dont laugh we all do it). And the smell could stop a rhino at full gallop, and most of my office knows this and accepts me for who I am, but recently at an important afternoon meeting, after a large lunch of beans I was operating the slideshow for a presentation and bent over to pick up a piece of paper that fell off the table, and when I did I let loose with a monsterously thunderous barrage of bean inspired "music". Now I guess since some top corporate brass was there for the meeting it wasnt dismissed as easily as it would be on a regular office day, so feeling awkward I broke out into the song I learned as a kid and put up above. Now is it normal that everyone came into the office the next day with gas masks? And that I have been placed on leave without pay for creating a "hostile" workplace ?
Those bastards all fart, who are they to judge me?