Is it normal that i love it when i take a huge crap?
I love it when I take a giant poop. It makes my entire day. The bigger the turdling, the happier I am. There is a positive correlation between my mood and size of that day's log. The best days are the ones where I can get one to actually be so long and girthy that the end of it actually breaks the surface of the water and sticks up out of the great deep like a wicked, snarthy iceberg. Those days I'm so excited I want to leave it there to let it breathe and come to life. The odor so snasty and ripping ripe it tears the soul from your body were you to accidentally encounter it in a restroom. Your hair would bristle on end and you'd probably exit stealthily 'lest someone else come in and think you did it. I love to eat tons if fiber bars just to build a good turd. It can take days to build a real coiler. Anyone else?