Is it normal that i like to sing a very annoying song to my wife?

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whenever my wife says something romantic, i drop trousers, scratch my balls, and sing:
Vuntz I had a kendy store
Bizniss vas so bad
I asked mein vife vat to do
And dis is vat she said:
Take yourself some kerosene
Pour it on de floor
Take a match
Give a scratch
No more kendy store.
She pretends to be very annoyed and disgusted but I know that, beneath her retching and rejections, there is a burst of love and admiration for me.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    This was funny. And reminds me of a hero of mine. He was on a jury where one of the prosecution's witnesses was German and spoke no English. The judge asked if any of the jury could speak German and this guy put his hand up.

    The judge first asked if he could get the witness to say their name, and the guy said (in a strong German accent), "Vot iss your name?"

    Got charged with contempt of court and fined. Damn shame.

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  • snafu
    11 years ago

    Lets face it wifes annoy the shit out of us every day with things like , "i've been thinking" you know that statements is going to cost you, time or money or both.
    The one i hate most is "i've had an idea" that means she has got past the thinking stage.
    The one that pisses me off the most is, "I haven't seen it" "I never touched it" but it ends up in her handbag!!

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      "i've been thinking"

      When a woman says that i lol to myself and think "bullshit"

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  • Boo!
    11 years ago

    Haha keep it up.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Yes. I pretend to be annoyed with my husband when he does stupid shit but I love him for it and really don't want it to stop.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Hahaha i love it! That's too cute

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    hahah, awesome! of course she loves it!

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    She'll miss it when you're dead.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Yes. We all know she loves it deep inside.

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