Is it normal that i like to shove things up my but hole?

Honestly, yes. Most women prioritize vaginal sex because society and biology says that it's the primary sex organ, but few women can orgasm from vaginal sex and need clitoral stimulation to cum. Anal on the other hand leads to more powerful orgasms than from vaginal when combined with clitoral stimulation, and some women cum from just anal on its own, no clit needed.

If you like anal more, don't worry about vaginal not feeling good or doing anything for you. Just decide you're going to be an anal only girl and if any guys wants your pussy tell him no and that you hate it in your pussy but love it in your ass. Most guys will be totally fine with it, and if someone isn't just give him a blowjob instead. There's no reason to force yourself to take it up the pussy when it doesn't do anything for you. Anal's always going to be better for you.

Is it normal to want a woman who likes anal?

Can I shove a funnel up your rectum and piss right into your anus?

I would love to stick objects in your cunt and up your asshole like hand mirror handles, hair brush handles, frying pan handles, spoons, spatula handles, vaccum cleaner metal attachments , vaccum cleaner hose and turn it on and have the hose suck on your pink clit and suck the cum and piss out of your bald cunt and have the vaccum cleaner suck the milk out of your tits and nipples and stick it in your asshole and suck the shit right out of your asshole.
You can also use cucumbers , BIG thick candy canes , big thick lollypops , carrot sticks , popsicles , hot dogs , zucchini , your fingers , your Mom's fingers in your bald pink twat and asshole , etc
Then eat the food covered with your cum and secretions and lick your Mom's fingers until they are clean and dry.
Let him shove his cock all the way up your poop chute and then suck his dirty cock and nuts clean.

First, you're probably a troll, but whatever.

Second, butt stuff isn't homo. Plenty of hetero couples do it so if is then so is oral (gays do that too).

Third, It's good you're thinking about what's safe to use. Fruit is risky because there's plenty of places for bacteria and nasty stuff to hide even if you wash it and you also don't know what kind of pesticides and chemicals are on them. A sex toy would be your safest bet, but my girlfriend used a plastic hairbrush handle for many years before having any toys. Now that she does, she still prefers the hairbrush oddly enough.

It's probably not a good idea to shove vegetables up ur butt.. But your fingers might work idk.

I call troll.