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So I'm a guy. I'm straight and have a girlfriend. But is it normal that when I masturbate I sometimes f*ck myself with a big carrot? Does anyone else ever have sex with vegetables?
Do you wait until they are old and floppy? I do. I can't fuck myself up the ass with a hard carrot, it hurts when I start to get excited and smash it up there. At least when it's soft, it curves with the natural shape of your anus. Tell me how you do it.
You're stimulating the prostate but I would suggest getting a small dildo or vibrator instead, it would be safer.
I boil some water and pour it into a deep dish, I then lay my large falice shaped carrot into the dish and let it get warm. I'd rather not shove a cold carrot up my arsehole in case I get hypothermia of the anus.
Once it's warm enough , I use lubricant to lubricate my arsehole as well as the hot carrot.
I then slowly enter myself and proceed to ride the carrot whilst masturbating.
I'm not gay by the way. I love women but I just love hot carrots up my arse.
I think it is normal, and I don't think it indicates homosexual inclinations in any way.
I did it last night. I shoved a 7" carrot up my ass, and then I pulled it out and measured the length that was in my ass. It was 5" exactly. So I cut it down to 4" because I wanted it to be totally inside of me, with my anus closed. Then I rounded off the ends, and shoved it up my ass and went to bed. That was at 12:30. I woke up at about 5:30 and pulled it out. I washed it off and put it back in the fridge, and then later in the morning I peeled it and ate it.
I have a carrot left, so I want to do it again.
When I was about 18 or 20 I washed out my ass and shoved an Oh, Henry bar up my ass. Then I pooped it out and ate it. I wasn't concerned about e.coli or feces because I had flushed myself out.
I wish I could do this with my wife, but she's pretty straight-laced and prudish.
Normal? Yes. Straight? No. I can assure you (being that I've been inserting objects up my anal cavity since I could masturbate and use to think that I was 100% straight), you are not quite 100% straight. What your personal straight to gay ratio is is totally up for you to decide... I would however suggest being brutally honest with yourself in order to live a more satisfying life. On the + side, you'll have more opportunities to get laid then if you were strictly straight or strictly gay.
What what in the butt?!
Yer normal lots of straight guys stimulate their prostate or get a partner to do it for them. Or so I have been told.