Is it normal that i like to give women wedgies?

Personally, there are few things in this world that I can conceive of being more satisfying and exhilarating than giving a pretty lady a wedgie. I rarely do it, mind you, but the few times before that I have done it (usually masquerading as some kind of harmless prankster, rather than the pervert that I am), I have been enraptured by the deep feeling of joy that wells up within my gut as the ecstatic influx of rhapsodic waves of tingling ecstasy have burst forth into my loins. Fantasies and sweet reminiscences of these feelings coalesce about within my head daily, as I am forced to rely on them as an inexhaustible treasure trove of sexual fancy. Oh, how I adore the feeling!