Is it normal that i like to fart on my husband

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i usually do this in bed when we are both naked but i spread my ass cheeks a little and push my bum against his leg or hip and fart. its funnier if i am still wet from having a shower because i dont dry between my bum on purpose so it feels really wet. i always ask him what it felt like and after he tells me how gross it felt i always laugh so hard. then he does it back to me but he also likes to give me "cupcakes". he farts in his hand and then opens his hand right in front of my nose and say "cupcake?". we call it the Fart Game and its sssooo much fun hahaha does anyone else do this?

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IBSioux

12 years ago

you should try farting up his nose, and he can blow it out his mouth and back up your bum and then you can fart it out again in your hand and wave it up to his nose and call it a double frosted fart cake

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mrclean11

12 years ago

I love it. My wife is asian and this crazy thing happened. her sister, who is cute as hell was sleeping on the coach and I was sitting there watching TV. She let out a soft fart that lasted about 2 second. I was shocked! But I was totally turned on and leaned close to her butt to smell. It was funky but in a sweat weird way and kinda warm. I had never experienced that before but I was increditly excited. I couldn't believe I got to smell her like that and even more shocked that I got so excited. So, all I can say is try something crazy - you only live once so what the hell. Get crazy!

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- V95
  
  6 years ago
  
  I would just make love to her fart smell
  
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Anonymous Post Author

13 years ago

im a lady.

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Ifarted321

9 years ago

Try spreading his asscheeks too and pushing your crack into his and then blow a long fart into his butthole (you might have to use a tube) don't push it too hard especially if you are bigger than him and its a really gassy fart

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- Derpaderp
  
  8 years ago
  
  My gf did that to me. She is like 6 foot 2 and weighs 320 pounds though. It felt like a high pressure fire hose was pumping into my ass. She ripped a huge long fart that felt like an explosion inside my colon then it trailed off to an sbd that just went on forever and expanded my insides. I couldn't get up or move without severe gas pain and it took all day to fart it all out.
  TL,DR don't let a really large person connect their butthole to yours and blow their gas into you.
  
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  - V95
    
    6 years ago
    
    Oh wow, please I would really love if ur gf fart into my ass, seriously I mean, I can bear the pain caused by her farts but I would be so proud to have her farts in me, I would love to stick my nose up ur gf ass if I would have been in ur place, I would make her farts as my oxygen, also I won't mind if I get killed by my nose in her ass smelling her farts
    
    yummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    
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lilsnifferman

10 years ago

You're awesome! I wish I had a wife like you :)

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Haha, it's nice you get to have fun with your husband.

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cass

13 years ago

wow... lmfao ew

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Dan-the-Van-Vanson

13 years ago

yeah my wife farts in my mouth all the timeeee

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- poin
  
  8 years ago
  
  Mine too and I swallow every bit of it it tastes so good
  
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Echoes

13 years ago

HOLY FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joey2slow

3 years ago

Are there any straight guys out there who would allow a submissive guy to sniff their farts and lick their asses clean. No strings attached.

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Ana-Owings

7 years ago

Hey mate's i love farting on my spouse lol

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Projectpat420

11 years ago

I agree a girls dirty fart smell is arousing, egg farts taste pretty good or broccoli and cheese, those are my favorite flavors of farts, they stink really bad, and i love how the smell sticks to my face, i also enjoy shoving my tounge up there and licking a good fart. I mostly enjoy her farts but i will say, one time she shit a little and didnt know, and i licked it up. I know this is weird but i liked the taste, i would rather stick to farts

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loobylou

12 years ago

i loled so hard at this!

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alv1592

13 years ago

hahahahah cupcake!!! omg this made me crack up so bad!!

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glutenfreefreak

13 years ago

lmao. just seems like a kids game..

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Ribbit.

13 years ago

AHAH cupcake...

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- lion
  
  10 years ago
  
  I am lactose and tolerant me and my husband we love milk as much as we love our own orgasm so I fart every 15minutes and it really stinks he falls asleep cause he's really tired from work and every morning he gets up and goes poop he shows me how big they are I love it because I love him and maybe someday something bad happens and I have to wipe his butt so if God made us this way why not share it with the person you love we have a very open relationship and ready for any kind of obstacle and we are ready to love or fight this is love PS I even fart in front my drunk dad
  
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Angryblackguy

13 years ago

WOW! I can imagine how it smelt.

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Boris1974

13 years ago

Are you a man or a woman, if I may ask?

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