Is it normal that i like things in my ass

a cactus, a puffer fish, broken glass, lobsters, matchbox cars, acetylene torches, fuzzy dice, a canoe...the list goes on, man. Surely you can think outside the box.

A Nintendo Wii U, You might as well shove that up your ass for what it's worth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

1. Your fist.
2. Someone else's fist.
3. An aborted fetus.
4. An open jar of crushed fiberglass from a 1987 corvette.
5. A 10 year old dried up menstrual covered turd from a toilet of an abandoned house.
6. A bloody, screaming, dying cat that fell out of the 2nd floor of the mall that nobody shops at anymore.
7. My worthless collection of Pepsi soda including old cans of Crystal Pepsi.
8. The urn of the unknown savior. Well, actually he's known around parts of Texas as the savior of the corn. The corn is the thing that will determine how bad the economy will go, you see. If the economy collapses, the huge mutant rooster will come out of his long decade old slumber in the sun and shit all over some of the people of this planet, suffocating them. Most people don't realize they've been shat on until it's too late.

1. An umbrella, then open it
2. Carrots then put them back in your mom's crisper
3. You could go to prison and ask your fellow inmates, I'm sure they would have lot's of good ideas.