Is it normal that i like fucking myself with a wooden spoon?

I don't have access to a dildo and enjoy fucking myself with the handle of a wooden spoon. I put a condom over it so it's more lubed up and so that the spoon doesn't actually touch my insides. Is this normal?

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52% Normal
Based on 23 votes (12 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    thats one way to get your salad tossed

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  • Boojum

    Vaginal or anal?

    I guess it's possible you have a vagina that's so snug or you're so tuned-in to the sensations that you can actually feel _something_ when penetrated with something as thin as a wooden spoon handle. Or maybe it's mainly the visuals that do something positive for you.

    But if you're using the spoon anally, then I suggest that you reconsider. The tissues of the rectum aren't that robust, and it isn't that difficult to perforate the rectum with a thin, rigid object such as the handle of wooden spoon. You wouldn't necessarily feel this happen, and if you were too embarrassed to seek immediate medical attention when you noticed you were bleeding, then it most likely would become infected and this could be fatal.

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  • my_life_my_way

    How thick is it? It can’t feel like much

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Use a cucumber

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    • A *peeled* cucumber 😉

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  • Somenormie

    Whats next?

    A kebab skewer?????

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    • SkullsNRoses

      No, an electric screwdriver like the late d0esnormalmatter would penetrate himself with, never forget.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Lol I thought this was him when I first read it

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  • fatok

    just buy a dildo, you will enjoy it much more

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  • Tinybird

    Are you salad fingers?

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    You could multitask by masturbating & stirring a pot of goulash at the same time.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    I missed questions like this. Thank you. I vote its normal.

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  • RoseIsabella

    If you get splinters it will be hilarious.

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  • RoyyRogers

    Do not get a splinter

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  • Anonymous_user372

    A bit weird however you claim you use a spoon because you dont have a dildo. If that is the case then it is quite normal tbh

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  • LloydAsher

    Sure........

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Be grateful it’s not an electric screwdriver this time.

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