Is it normal that i like cracking cold eggs over my penis?

I just enjoy the feeling of cracking open a few cold eggs over my penis and squishing the yolk all over me. Am I normal?

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11% Normal
Based on 18 votes (2 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • peterr

    Sounds good to me.

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  • icy

    trolling troll us trolling

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  • juliajuliakay

    HELLNO!

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  • Normal... it sounds like it feels good.

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  • help_is_here

    It's the best way to make a protein shake

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