Is it normal that i laugh almost uncontrollably at sick things?

Is it normal to pass through the entire spectrum of human emotions in one day, like a brakeless train ride through insanity's different states?

I fart a lot.

I'm glad I have my inner confidence as I often feel the worthlessness of existing...

Money sickens me.

I'd like to get paid, secretly, by a private illustrator of my life, a gently complimentary cartoonist who draws my handsome chin reflecting on the very nature of things.

Is it normal to tug at yourself half-heartedly, feeling in your heart the closed door of the womb still pressed up against your fists?

I much prefer sleep, and animals, to human beings.
No, it's not depression, just the particular tincture of the humours I was born with.

Thank you for your judgement, it only further drives home my point...

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Comments ( 9 )
  • Heh?

    Since joeaverage did not address the title, I will: it is normal, especially while crying and touching yourself inappropriately.

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  • First of all, the title has nothing to do with the story. As for the story, let's go through step by step:
    1. It is, it just means you're an emotional person.
    2. Drink parsley tea, it's good for your stomach.
    3. Good for you.
    4. Try living without it for 2 weeks and you might change your opinion.
    5. See, you do want to get paid even though you hate money. If anything, you should pay the cartoonist.
    6. Only for children under 6.
    7. You're far from being the only one who feels like this.

    Thank you for listening.

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  • Thatguy777

    Wtf?

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  • domdom

    Brilliant! Made me spill my morning tea!

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  • 2much

    Dark humOr is great, but remember it's not everyones cup of liquidized dead baby.

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    • Bleach2476

      Liquidized dead baby....?!?!

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  • domdom

    I laughed so hard at this response! Nice to see other people have the same sense of humour I do...

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  • domdom

    Brilliant! I'm glad you get my humour! Thanks for the reply...

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  • aussiewolf

    i dont get it.

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