Is it normal that i have the urge to capture and eat a squirrel?

My college campus is full of squirrels and I've always wondered about if I would be capable of capturing it and what its flesh would taste like. Is this normal?

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Based on 118 votes (44 yes)
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  • Brad07305

    Kill a mess of them and serve them to your friends.

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  • disthing

    I'm curious about what a lot of animals taste like. Hey, people eat cow, pig, chicken, horse, frog, dog, cat, crab, fish, duck, goose, turkey etc. if it's killable you can bet someones tried to eat it.

    So yeah, I think it's normal to wonder, but I don't think it's normal to actually capture and eat one if you're on a college campus and not on some wild camping trip.

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  • Shackleford96

    I've eaten squirrel before. It's not my favorite. If I was trying to survive out in the wild though, you better believe Alvin and all his buddies would be my dinner!

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  • rin

    Watch We Need to Talk About Kevin.

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  • I've got three that roam around my house and one jumped on my leg twice.. I could help you out here.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    How did my dog get online? ;-)

    Just kidding. It just makes me laugh because my dog is ALWAYS trying to chase squirrels. I'm not sure what she'd do if she actually *caught* one though.

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  • RoseIsabella

    People are supposed to feed squirrels not feed on squirrels!

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  • Fidgety

    Chicken teryaki is sometimes called "Squirrel on a stick" so that's as far as I would go.

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  • crazyfly

    It's normal. I have the same urge. it's meat and i love eating meat.

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  • Nikenturd

    Squirrel meat tastes a lot like Rabbit meat, as long as it's not Rabid, you can eat it of course

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  • beaner1169

    I go hunting and get squirrels all the time they are very good eating the limit is 6 a day.

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  • tastycake101

    Squirrels are both scary and cute

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  • tastycake101

    Don't do it's sq

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  • Tehboss

    why not eat only those lil fuckers? eat them fried or stewed or even on the barbecue :D

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  • thecoldhardtruth

    Damn so it sounds like college students really are as poor as they say. ;)
    haha maybe your just more connected to your human instincts?
    Personally, I would never be able to kill an animal unless I really really had to, however I am a vegetarian, so that sorta explains it...

    I'm pretty sure doing that is illegal though, so I'd just stick to regular old chicken.

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  • chubbawubba69

    You can legally hunt and eat squirrels so I don't see the big deal.

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  • SpideyBoy

    I wouldn't say its normal but go ahead man! If you do tell me how it tastes

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  • Dulse.

    Cool, why don't you go cook up a tasty ol' squirrel, and dice him up on your breakfast cereal. You can keep his fur and make a glove.

    You know, I would be open to trying this, as long as the squirrel meat was safe to eat...

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  • joybird

    Eat a grey one - they are more agressive and kill the red ones.

    Payback time!!

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  • toliety

    Y not? Maybe not eat...

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  • Garglemysac

    You really mean, declaw, shave and.... I'll leave the rest to the imagination.

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  • Dot123

    You will get SQUIDS!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      Squids? How do you get squid from a squirrel?

      =)

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      • Dot123

        Squids = Squirrel aids.

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