Is it normal that i have super strength?

I can punch through brick walls with my bare hands, I can also bend metal bars, I also have the power of invisibility as well as x-ray vision, oh and I can sense when people are in danger.
So is this normal? You guy's can do all this stuff right?

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33% Normal
Based on 45 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • The_Devil

    You also seem to have the power to pass moderation.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I can fly, bitch.

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    • Terence_the_viking

      Can you carry me to a far away land

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      • dirtybirdy

        I will take you any way the wind blows.

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        • Terence_the_viking

          Whee.

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  • Shackleford96

    We should call you the man of steel or something...

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  • NotStrangeBird

    I can doo all that stuff too. Until the PCP wears off, that is.

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  • QuestionMark?

    Attention?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I ate the silvery feathered poodle after watching it drown in a pile of steamy, immaculate, bloodied up fox turbans.

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  • David1405

    I did that stuff a long time a go but then i died.

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  • Jeaneathean

    Yeah, right.

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  • Avant-Garde

    You are not of this world for you were born on Mount Olympus. Your father is a bisexual lightening whore named, Zeus, and your "mom", Hera, is a vengeful and jealous queen. Though, who can blame her? Who wouldn't be exasperated if their husband was a slut who once raped a woman (Leda) while in the form of a swan?

    Anyway, your uncle, Hades, hates his life. To get back at your whore dad for making him ruler of the underworld he hatched a plot and sent his masochistic imp slaves to do his bidding. They kidnaped you and made you drink a pink potion that would turn you mortal but didn't drink the last drop!

    Needless to say, if you want to go back to being immortal you'll have to prove that you're a hero.

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    • handsignals

      Good story Bro.

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  • DolphinAngel

    I could slap you K.O. with my dick!

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    • handsignals

      big words Brah, I think if you gave me a Lombadi you would probably just ge a hard on and jack it because your a fag.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Eh, no big deal.

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