Is it normal that i have sex?

So i turned 23 the other day and me and my girlfriend have been having sex for two months now. Anyway, my mom tells me that sex is for possessed satanists. She was always strict about sex and said if you did within two years of being married you'll go to hell. So i'm not asking if i go to hell or not because it's not like any of you are Ben Stiller so how would you know the answer to that? But am i a whore for having sex? Am i going to go to hell?

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Based on 187 votes (123 yes)
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Comments ( 32 )
  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    "So i'm not asking if i go to hell"

    "Am i going to go to hell?"

    Huh?

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    • BLAh81

      Yeah, I noticed that too. Fucking contradiction.

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  • DannyKanes

    That means 99.9% of the world is fucked.

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    • Cobaltgum18

      Haha, true. I literally just had this thought today.

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    • Sterly2Pearly

      I'm that 0.1% :)

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      • DannyKanes

        Ah cool, you and your husband waited 2 years? :)

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        • Sterly2Pearly

          Lol no I'm not even married..i just realized the circumstances of his response though :|

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          • DannyKanes

            Ohh haha :D awkward :)

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  • I clicked no, but meant yes.

    Your mom is insane and I question if you are for even concidering her opinion.

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    • BLAh81

      This (the second sentence anyway, LOL).

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    • Aurora93

      She's not insane, she's just religious and that's what she's been brought up to believe.

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  • peterr

    Its funny because your Mother never said fuckall when she was blowing me and when I fucked her in the ass. So what is with her preaching to you?

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    • Larrybird

      I guess she doesn't want me to get aids like you

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      • peterr

        I don't have aids.

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        • Larrybird

          If your previous comment is true, then yes you do

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  • White___October

    What a paranoid mum is that! A person saying such stupid things has to be completely nuts. You shouldn't listen to your mom, you shouldn't be bothered what she said.

    I mean, it's completely natural to have sex. Everybody does, that "two years from marriage" is based on absolutely nothing but her own insanity. Two years? I've had sex with guys I've known for less than two hours!

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    • tripw7

      Not to downgrade his "Mom", but you are so correct. There is no reason to wait. It's natural and it's enjoyable for both. enjoy yourselves in all ways sexually. You will never regret it.

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    • Larrybird

      Ummmmmmm you shouldn't pride yourself on having sex with strangers that's trashy yo,

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  • Sterly2Pearly

    I think your mom told you this so that you would not "accidentally" get a girl pregnant before you were truly committed to a wife..... But 2 years after marriage.. That's cray cray...it's suppose to happen during the honeymoooooonn... In Tahiti ..or the Bahamas ... Or somewhere..idk.. I'm just typin

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  • Lilbit2much

    I voted no as in you are NOT going to hell. Sex is normal. Enjoy ;)

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  • Aurora93

    I don't think you're a whore. I also don't believe in Hell.

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  • richardbturgid

    You should quit, and it is against God, but I'm not sure about all that possessed satanists stuff. Repent brother.

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    • Larrybird

      I am possessed by a ringworm

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      • peterr

        No, you are just a fucking idiot!

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        • Larrybird

          We should have sex sometime.

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          • peterr

            I thought you said I had AIDS, what is with you?

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  • Larrybird

    Oh yeah i'm a guy btw i just realized this ma be confusing

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Technically you're not a whore anyway. Whores get paid.

    But really, if you're worried about it... it's time to consider what you really want inside

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  • Cherrybombpieee

    Ur mom is crazy she needs to be in the psych ward and im now questioning ur mental capacity for even contemplating what she says ur mom is an angry delusional psycho anyone who married her has to be just as crazy as her

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