Is it normal that i have been abducted 5 times and branded?

When I was born my mother told me stories of when she was abducted by aliens as a little girl. I listened intently about how they implanted her brain and thats why she had cancer. She died when I was thirteen. I told the mourning counselor about how I wanted to get revenge on the aliens for giving her cancer, but she told me it was my moms way of making sense of the whole situation. I blindly believed her, and continued with my life.
Six months later the aliens obviously wanted to prove to me their existence. I was abducted, and branded with a lake shaped birthmark. I remember being blinded and being poked and prodded by little aliens.
I then found out I had cancer, and automatically knew that it was the aliens fault. I showed the doctor my branding marks and he simply laughed at me.
Soon enough, my cancer was cured.
Is this normal?
Has anyone else experienced this?

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Based on 92 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • Jweezee

    Be careful about saying that shit, you'll be branded a whack job.

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  • anti-hero

    You should tell this to suckonthis9, he knows about aliens.

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    • dom180

      The sexual tension between you two is too much to bear.

      For God's sake, just get drunk, make out and have sex with each other so it's all over with and we don't have to endure the pair of you constantly flirting.

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      • anti-hero

        I know right. I am done with that now. I can't argue with a brick wall anymore. Even if I were gay, he is too old for me.

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  • nobleserpent

    You could have been strolling at the time, hence why they find you so easily.

    Are you Strolling now?

    If so I fear for your safety OP.

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  • dappled

    When I read or hear about something happening, my first thoughts in trying to understand it are to look at the potential motives. I can't understand the motive of an extra-terrestrial existence wanting to prove their existence to you. You make them sound like attention-seekers.

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  • ladyluck31

    This is the most ridiculous story I've read. You was abducted by aliens, and you expect people to believe that. No wonder why the doctor laughed at you, probably thinking you're a total nut job. And some of these people here don't have better sence but to believe you.

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  • Flirty108

    Maybe you were abducted by the government, they blindfolded you and made you think hat you were abducted by aliens!!!!! They mind controlled you and poked you and gave you cancer, and made you think that u were given cancer by aliens when it was actually them!! you did say they blindfolded you right? why would they hide themselves from you if they were aliens? there's no need?

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  • dinz

    I wonder if medical insurance covers alien abductions.

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  • Did the aliens sexually molest you like they did to Randy Quaid? I remember seeing that on television.

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  • iEatZombies_

    If you truly believe this true, either don't tell anyone or get yourself commited.

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  • thinkingaboutit

    This never happened.

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  • thestocker

    oh believe me aliens are experts at abductions

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  • bigtoy

    I can smell BULLSHIT!<BR><BR><BR>With my nostrils.

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  • I smell a bozo.....

    With my nostrilssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Alarid

    You were abducted by aliens... wtf do you think?

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  • IrishPotato

    Lol you guys, stop mocking him xD.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    It happened because you touch your self too much at night.

    -moderation-

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    • anti-hero

      That's why all the dinosaurs died.

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      • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

        Dammit finally I get the truth why all my sauropod friends disappeared.

        They all got cancer from little aliens from planet X.

        Why didn't I see this before???

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        • anti-hero

          No because people touch themselves.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        Dammit people! MODERATION!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Aliens exist. Some are kind, but some abduct people and do experiments on them or mutilate animals. I wouldn't want to get into that sort of crowd. If you can, move to a busy place like a city. I hear abductions usually happen in deserted places like Arizona,etc. Be careful who you tell it to or you may be labeled as a nut! They're UFO groups/abduction support groups if you join them you should find support.

    http://www.ufodigest.com/
    www.crystalinks.com

    There's a video on YouTube where a dying nasa scientist reveals the truth about extraterrestrials and other things. I'll have to find the link.

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  • JustDave

    I hate when that happens.

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