Is it normal that i have an urge to shit in my garden?

I've been having to take dumps in our backyard for months now, 'cos of my sisters saying how my excrement smells like shit, they say it stinks the house out so they won't let me use the toilet indoors any more, I has to go poop in the backyard instead and I'm always worried that Mr and Mrs Spinks nextdoor will see me squatting there and call the cops. Okay so the bathroom indoors is a tiny room with no window or extractor fan, but if my sisters can go caca in there then I don't see why I can't too. I think they just pick on me 'cos I'm a guy and my poop don't smell of flowers like theirs does.

Believe me Mr Bumblecreek, you don't want to dump in your backyard, it's uncomfortable and there's insects hovering round you all the time or else it's raining or whatever, it's a real bum trip. Just y'all use the toilet indoors and forget all about defecating in the yard, y'hear?

Does your neighbors have cats? Can you gain access to their house? I would suggest shitting in your neighbors cats litter box.

Hi all,

I feel I should elaborate here. I am in no way wanting to get the attention of my neighbors, but just the thought that every time I crap in the can, my turd floats to god knows where... I just think that it'd be more natural if my turd ends up somewhere where I can monitor it more closely, well not monitor just watch it. Basically, I wanna look at my turd every morning when I wake up, heck maybe salute it or something and just watch it slowly degrade...

I must also confess that if/when I do this, I'd wanna do my turd at a time when it's cold, so that I can watch my turd steam. The idea of a steaming turd really pleases me for some reason. I'd be like hot shit or something.

Really that's all. Thank you for reading and continue rating if it's normal or not.

Do it just because I think it'd be funny

^ above you made me laugh because when my science teacher says fertiliser he says it in a farmers voice that makes me laugh

lol are you trying to get them to see it? cause if you want the neighbor's attention that bad, go out and buy a neon leisure suit. that's slightly more normal than shitting in the garden...

It's called humanure. I do it, I live off grid and poop in my compost pile. It's not an urge of mine, unless you could say that my urge to be self sufficient and maximize the usefulness of waste products while not creating a sewage dispossal problem for society covers it.

I bring my humanure toilet outside so I can poop with a view.

If you just have the urge simply to shock or piss off your neighbors, then that's a different story. If evryone pooped in their compost we'd live in a better world.

I would suggest reading 'the humanure handbook' to learn how to shit in your garden the right way.

Didn't Kim Jong-Ill (North Korean dictator) at one point order his people to poop in the fields to fertilize the land? I remember hearing that somewhere, your post reminded me of that

I had to come and see what this one was about :-o

And now, i'm just more confused lol

and the Snow idea ?? oh damn that's cracked me up even more :D

I hope a specific mate of mind never reads this, he's the kind of person who'd then be trying it to see if it offends anybody around :)

Dont even think about it, just do it!

WTF?!!

Fertilizer :)