Is it normal that i have a porridge fetish

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okay so one day i was forced to eat porridge and my dad left the room.I hate porridge and never liked it and I would do ANYTHING to not have to eat it. My dad left a funnel on the table and i thought to myself, well, he would know if i put it in the bin so what if instead of putting it in my mouth i could put is it normal another hole.

long story short, i now have a fetish of doing this with porridge and baked beans. sometimes i put jam in the porridge and put it in. I just want to know if this is normal or should i stop.

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RoseIsabella

5 years ago

Lies, all lies. I give it a 4.25 on the trollie troll scale.

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- megadriver
  
  5 years ago
  
  I was gonna make a Goldilocks joke, but I couldn't bear this post any more! XD
  
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  - leggs91200
    
    5 years ago
    
    You are no longer allowed to make "dad jokes"
    
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Meowypowers

5 years ago

As long as you found the "just right", after trying too hot, and too cold, it is normal.

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goodatgiving

5 years ago

I couldn't "bear" it.....

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randypete

5 years ago

I love to cum in my porridge and eat it

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leggs91200

5 years ago

I think it is abouit as normal as wanting to own the entire Ke$ha music collection.

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Fair_Lucy

5 years ago

Pretty funny, good leadup and punchline. I r8 8/8, m8.

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jackblack999

5 years ago

blue waffle

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- TheBlindInquisitor
  
  5 years ago
  
  Ugh I was about to make some blue berry waffles to.
  
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