Is it normal that i hate my nose so much, that i want to chop it off?

This isn't a joke, I'm dead serious.

Every 15 min, I want to cut off my nose. I don't think low self-esteem covers me. I'm a guy and since 14 I've hated the way I looked. I'm now 20, in college, and no one knows how bad my self esteem is. I'm pretty sure that is an understatement. I have an abnormally large and crooked nose and really baggy eyes. About every 15 min I fantasize about cutting off my nose or just submerging my face in acid or something to melt away everything that's wrong with me.

I know that sounds really bizarre but I hate the way I look so bad. I feel like I've been cheated out of life. People say it only matters what you think about yourself or that girls wouldn't care as long as you have a good personality, etc. But I would rather be a horrible person and the worlds biggest *sshole and look good. Every person I see with a normal looking nose (about 7/8 people) makes me extremely envious and about every 15 min I feel sick to my stomach about my self.

I hate my nose so much. I would sell my soul if it meant having a normal nose. I don't even consider myself human looking. My shrink says that this is normal and that everyone goes through this, but I highly doubt that..

So is it? :\

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  • if you cut your nose off you'll look like voldemort :)

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  • ukpwns1

    Yea, its normal I guess. Iam a guy and I hate my nose too, and I want to break it off. Its so annoying and I hate it. Everywhere I go I feel so self conscious of it, and I often try to look down, and hide my face. Idk what to do. But anyway, its normal.

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  • so_damn_unpretty

    sometimes i want to grab my belly fat and rip it right off... im embarassed by my belly and thighs and when i see tiny girls im jelous and feel shy about myself.. i agree it not normal... just wait till you find your soul mate who think your absolutely stunning :)

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  • shakenbake855

    wow i hate my nose too but not as much as you do!

    i knew this guy in highschool that got teased a lot for having a big ass forehead..i think thats probably worse than having a crooked nose

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  • Oh come on man. DONT CHOP IT OFF, It'll be hard to survive but jokes aside.

    You're in college, otherwise knows as the
    "fuckin bang building".
    You may think you look messed up, but whoowee,
    let the chicks get a look at ya and soon you'll be banging once a day, you know what they say

    "THERES PLENTY MORE FISH IN THE SEA"
    Theres more girls than guys in this world you'll find a hot chick and once you make out and engage in sex the shit about noses and eyes will soon shimmer away.

    ALL RIITE JACKPOT GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO-GLEN quagmire

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  • Nonie

    I want to chop my nose off, too. I HATE it. Sometimes I hold a knife to it and think, "If I only had the guts..." but I know I don't. It's not normal. Just save up for plastic surgery, it's the answer to everything.

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  • I use to have very crooked and chipped teeth. I was even missing a canine. Most people didn't really notice because I kept them clean and found ways to hide them well, but I was extremely self-conscious and uncomfortable when I met new people.

    I had them fix a year ago, six teeth in total, and it was the best money I've ever spent on myself. I don't even think I really knew the true depth of how much they use to bother me until after they were fixed. I don't look like a model now, but I feel like a billion bucks. I smile and laugh so much more now in front of people that I don't know well.

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  • Colourfulgirl

    i sooo agreee, i totally hate my nose, especially when i keep looking at my id! i would wanna try surgeery but it may screw up :(

    so just try keeping yourself busy? and not to tink about your nose! sometimes i do that tooo

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  • fontainme

    Mate i know how you feel i have a HUGE nose and a HUGE chin i look like Punch from Punch and Judy and no matter how man times people tell me that they think i am attractive i just cant see it, i think about it all the time too. Its also crooked because i've broke it boxing bout 10 times, so its a real mess. Your not alone my friend.

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  • Andystoner

    Haha on that last comment, dude my nose is huge, like a fox, but it's my damn nose and it's a good one, find the same in yours, don't uhm cut it off though.

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  • Yazorin

    this guy must live a pretty troublesome life, i cant say completly that i know how you feel, since i dont have a bad nose or baggy eyes, but i dont have very good teeth and ive always been self conscious about that but not to the extant that you are with your nose, i really feel sorry for you, all i can suggest is that you find a girl who has a nose as bad as yours and who is equally ashamed of it, then you might be happy, or maybe you could get plastic surgery, whatever choice you pick im sure youll be happier then you are now

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  • cassettetape

    Okay, you crazy. Get some help before you actually chop them off... ...

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  • I want to chop off my own big fucking ears... I feel ya

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      You are a very strange fellow. I will give you this old saying "Beauty is only skin deep". So do not let vanity rule your life. If you can not love yourself how do you expect anyone else to? Lots of people dislike the way they look. Dont hate it own it. Since that is your signature look. "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" So no-matter what someone will think you are pretty. Besides even if you aren't the greatest looking you can make up for it with confidence. Women do love that. So buck up mr! Things are going to be Ay Okay! Hope this helped. =)

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  • cgirl123456

    I have a big nose and I think I'm going to get some plastic surgery. However, try to make sure that your self-esteem is not lacking in general. You can improve your self-esteem and get a nose job together!

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  • Platinum719

    Nose job cuz.

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  • get a nose job.

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  • jsdkfjseadjfwe

    I don't know if i'm too late to respond, but i know exactly how u feel. I've tried to just "deal with" my bad looks like everyone says to do, but after about eight years -post-realization that i was fugly- i never got over it, and i actually decided to get a chin job, and i fucking love it. really. really, really, you've only got one life, so don't spend it being miserable stressing over your looks. i know everyone's not financially able to just fix the way they look, but if you are, do it. it's really a weight off of your shoulders, and it adds so much to your life. i sincerely hope you... feel better? good luck

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    I'll fix your nose for 3 souls.

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  • littlemissgiggles

    I know how you feel but just hang in there

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  • lalalala52

    I hate my nose, I'm a girl of 19 and it makes me so self conscious. Its easy to say that looks dont count but in all honesty they do when it comes to a first impression of someone. Ive contemplated surgery but I could lose the character in my face. Everyone has hangups, its dealing with them that makes you who you are. Dont listen to what other people say, hold your head up high and be confident and your feel better in no time! :)

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  • That's normal. Like someone else said about some kid getting teased for having a big forehead, well mine is fairly big also and I cover it by having bangs all in my face and people don't understand why I never wear them up and I said because my forehead is pale from my bangs. And honestly, being self concious about a body part is fucking terrible. And hard to get over since you live with it for the rest of your life but I'm sure people don't care what you look like and if they do well hey, they're obviously not worth your time. Don't let someone change you just so you can hang out with someone who doesn't even matter. Real friends only look at your personality.

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  • wootsheepbahh

    i have the same exact thing with my chin and nose..i see someone else's nose or chin AND IT MOCKS ME.. @#$%# i guess im stuck with it, better get used to it...and sorry i really didnt help but there it is =D

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  • hannahmgp

    Nana, kind of normal. Everyone feels cruddy about some body part or another, but maybe not to such extremes. My advice is honestly, to date a girl with an odd nose. Or, at least, not a supermodel. Well, don't... I don't... I don't know. Sorry. I hate my nose, too. But, not only that, I have a weak, barely there chin, which only makes my nose stick out more. But I brave through it, and always make jokes about it, and love it like it was my own... wait...

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  • naa182sb

    yeah..

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  • maybe... i duno. I'm perfect in every way

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