Is it normal that i had this dream?

I accidentally board the wrong plane and end up in Afghanistan. The area where we land comes under attack but I somehow find a way to escape to an embassy. I'm stranded there with a few dozen people, including a very horny Katy Perry. She starts to make advances on me but then stops and says that to continue I need to order the right paperwork. I reluctantly agree. Soon the delivery man arrives with the paperwork and says that my account has been billed over $7,000. Katy told me that it wouldn't cost more than $200.

At that moment I knew I had been scammed. That bitch Katy Perry did me dirty. I'll never look at her the same way again.

Voting Results
100% Normal
Based on 8 votes
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 5 )
  • linchpin

    It's normal. I have the same dream but in mine its $8000. You got off easy.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • peterr

    And Carly Simon blew me!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • RoseIsabella

    I have dreamt that:

    I made sweet sweet ginger love to David Caruso in Miami.

    Marilyn Manson asked me what I wanted to do with my life.

    Carlos Santana offered me a peace pipe.

    I met Jesus, he was really beautiful and gave me the best hug ever!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I sometimes get lucky and have dreams about butt sluts.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • handsignals

    Fuck Katy Perry, fucking bitch.

    Comment Hidden ( show )