Is it normal that i get a boner over my friends mom

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Basically I was in my friends but he was out and his mom let me in to wait for him as he wasn't going to be long and I went into the living room with her and she was wearing a really short skirt and the way she sat you could see everything and she wasn't wearing knickers and instantly I got a boner and she realised and said "how flattering" and I just really like her and I feel as if I need to tell her what do I do?

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  • bdtttlera
    8 years ago

    The fwk is with you and little innocent boys

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  • orgasmio7
    8 years ago

    She was obviously 'coming-on' to you by wearing a short skirt AND no knickers. Unless she always dresses like that - which still means she's highly sexed & more prepared to fuck than most women.

    She may be a little unsure of you - probably concerned about 'lack of experience'.
    However, if you somehow get it across to her that you are keen to learn, most older women 'love to teach'.

    You need to learn to flirt sexually; which is part confidence, part imagination, & part learning to 'read' the woman. She was definitely flirting with you when she said "how flattering" about your erection.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    So basically, your friend's mom is a lonely, desperate skank.

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      Couldn't you give this poor kid your best seduction advise? He really needs to satisfy her needs to gain confidence and become a compassionate man.

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Hell, muthafuckin no! He needs to respect his friend and leave MILF alone, and she is fucked in the head. I feel sorry for his friend.

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          After listening to your response, I feel kind of sorry for all of them - the kid, the friend, and the mom. Each one is living their own personal hell.

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            They bought their misery upon themselves except for the friend.

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            • green_boogers
              8 years ago

              Not really. This whole thing was mostly unavoidable.

              The mother - so desperately miserable that she skanks her son's friend.

              The friend - desperately realizes that he will never get laid and must masturbate his entire life.

              The son - desperately miserable and ashamed that he was born to a skanky mother.

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      • WalkingHateCrime#2
        8 years ago

        Hey green_boogers forget about the passion confidence bullshit

        Slim, a pretty Nigger bitch and a white whore are just alike. They both will get in a stable to wreck it. They’ll leave the pimp on his ass with no whore. You gotta make ’em hump hard and fast. Stick ’em for long scratch quick. Slim, pimping ain’t no game of love. Prat ’em and keep your swipe outta ’em. Any sucker who believes a whore loves him shouldn’t a fell outta his mammy’s ass

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    • Justnerdyme
      8 years ago

      Or she wasn't expecting anyone over and so she thought she would partially wear her birthday suit.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Long ago, my friends mom wanted to fuck me. I got scared and left. It was a terrible mistake and I have regretted it my whole life.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Not a mistake. Bros before hoes on this one, because it was your friend's mom. Hello reality!

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      • answerme
        8 years ago

        My friend said it be a privalage to his family if I fucked his mom and she let me. So? Win win?

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago

        You don't have a clue. Nor do you understand the strict, repressive background I grew up in. Sorry.

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          Whatever, I know it's immoral to have sex with underaged people and it's also immoral to betray your friend by banging his sick in the head mother. I'm sorry if you had a hard time growing up, but there's no excuse to act out the way OP and his friends mom want to like that.

          You're lucky you turned that skank down. Loyalty to friends is infinitely more import than getting one's rocks off with saif friend's parent.

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          • answerme
            8 years ago

            Why is it immorality to have sex with underage kids? Never really got that. Sec is just to reproduce to allow to species to continue on so it should be OK. Not rape though

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          • green_boogers
            8 years ago

            I cannot speak for the OP, nor did I ever become dispirited or falter rising to the harsh demands of my adolescence. Your moral certitude is not absolutely best for all the people all of the time. It really is just as simple as that.

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            • RoseIsabella
              8 years ago

              Well, it works for me, and if I had a teenager you couldn't pay be to sleep with one of my kid's friends, because that's a selfish, skanky and shitty thing to do. No excuses!

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  • dindu_nuffin
    8 years ago

    You must bang her

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