Is it normal that i freak out over condiments?

I used to eat tomato ketchup and other condiments but something happened when I was younger and now I can't stand to be near tomato ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, salad cream, brown sauce and other condiments! I freak out badly, won't touch the bottle and if people threaten me with it I nearly throw up!

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  • peterr

    condom-mints!

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  • Geneva5

    I like to use these condiments.

    I like the pump packs best as I can fill my ass with mayo - shit it out - film it then send it to my excellent friends on Facebook.

    When the bottles are empty / you can shit in them / and make self shit enema cocktails.

    You could even do this as part of yr live show while rapping ??

    Bitches would be so wet for hhis hot shit.

    Totally gangster

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  • Avant-Garde

    Salad cream?

    The only condiment that scares me is Mayonnaise. I do detest mustard but honey muster is an exception. I think this is fairly normal. Its definitely a phobia but I don't if it has a name or not.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Mayo makes me turbo shart myself

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      • Avant-Garde

        *turns on high powered fan*

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  • Gumball

    My imagination took me to a wonderful place.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Do tell.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Salad cream scares me too.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Is salad cream really salad dressing or...

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      • Avant-Garde

        You so naughty, girlfriend.

        Bobbythongalicious. That shall be your chosen name.

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        • robbieforgotpw

          Sorry I don't do banana hammocks

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