Is it normal that i find mayonaise repulsive?

I wanna be sick when people load dollops of mayonaise on everything, or suck mayo from their fingers, or make fucked up mayo sandwiches(like peanut butter and mayonaise! Totally putrid). But, it goes further than that. I actually wanna shoot these mayonaise monkeys for being such swine with food and for eating and enjoying this nasty shit. Am I normal to hate the mayo brigade???

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Based on 62 votes (47 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • CountryRoads

    I literally couldnt read your story...because I'm so disgusted by mayo. I can't even think about it. I went to Jimmy johns last week and ordered a sandwich no mayo, and I bit into it and loads of it oozed out. I'm still traumatized.

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    • coldharbour

      sounds like you have mayo phobia

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  • Jweezee

    You're right mayo eaters should have to use different water fountains and ride in the back of the bus

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    • coldharbour

      HAHAHAHA

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  • rayst

    I agree completely with you, mayo is gross, it's like pure fat

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  • Yep, Normal. Mayonneise looks like a sick combination of semen and jello.

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    • howaminotmyself

      This made my stomach turn a little.

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  • HSVWHO

    I agree it's gross

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  • millefeuille

    i can handle a wee bit of mayo. Put blobs and blobs of it in front of me and i'll puke.

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  • don't mind a "little" mayonaise on a sandwich or mixed into anything where the recipe calls for it. But, I find eating copious amounts of it to be really disgusting.

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  • smileyfaces:D123

    i agree with you

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  • What'sMyName?

    I'm not THAT disgusted by it, but I don't like it.

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  • Uzzie101

    Mayo is fucking delicious. I'm eating a big foot-long right now. Cheese, ham, and SATURATED with mayo.

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • wigsplitz

    Just curious, what do you use instead?

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  • wreckd

    Mmmm. I love mayonnaise. :)

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