Is it normal that i fell in?
I was on a rural farm for work. The farm used a septic tank toilet outhouse. After using the toilet I stood to go and my wallet fell in! It was horrible but I had to get it because all my ID and credit cards were in it, so I got a branch off a nearby tree and tried to fish it out; the more I tried the further I pushed it down in until I was in the hole to my chest... next thing I know I'm laying in the shit and piss! The seat broke away and I'd gone in. I tried reaching the hole but sunk down to my armpits in the horrid filth. I called for help but it was several hours before someone got off the fields to take a break and found me. It was in the local newspaper and most of my buddies still call me 'stinky'. I can't get a date to save my life... normal or fucked up? Oh and I still have nightmares about it!