Is it normal that i feel like i need to make my neck longer?

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I have always felt the need to "gage" my neck like to make it longer like sometimes they do in Africa I dont know why but ever since I was a kid ive always wanted a really long neck.

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Based on 80 votes (14 yes)
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  • ㅤㅤㅤ
    9 years ago

    Find a girl with a really long neck and breed. Over time, future generations might just have long necks as the norm.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      I can't believe that's your name.

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      • ㅤㅤㅤ
        9 years ago

        Forget the name, I'm just still pissed that it's not butter!

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          Why did you pick the worst name possible. I don't even know how to pronounce it.

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          • ㅤㅤㅤ
            9 years ago

            I know it might be hard, but if you just break it down, and sound it out, you should be able to pronounce it.

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  • Crusades
    9 years ago

    I feel i need to make my penis smaller.

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    • noid
      9 years ago

      Haha.

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    In another life you'd be a giraffe ;)

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    • themasterofpuppets
      9 years ago

      haha i don't really want to know for myself my friend asked this question he just didn't want to make an account haha.

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      • Aliceee93
        9 years ago

        Ohhhh

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  • Pakulu_Papito_Poppadom
    9 years ago

    are u camel?

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  • delling
    9 years ago

    You can have some of mine. I'm a human giraffe.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Invent a way to make penises longer, and you will have a serious source of income.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    neck is off limits tell friend this

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  • robbieforgotpw
    9 years ago

    I shart my shorts

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It is not just done in certain African cultures, but I remember reading somewhere that there are some Asian cultures that do this as well.

    I think it is normal. It is seen as a form of beauty in these cultures. Western cultures, in general, probably know very little of it, but that's okay. Go for it, if this is your desire. Do what makes you happy.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    It could make it easier to see what's on to top shelf.
    Bobbling could be a problem if you have a heavy head. No rough car-rides for you!

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Unfortunately, the only way you will be able to stretch your neck is to hang yourself, and that's a pretty short term solution as you'd die very shortly after your neck stretched to a certain point.

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