Is it normal that i feel like flappy bird is my master?

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I have been playing flappy bird for a while now and my high score is 63. I feel like flappy bird owns me, I am flappy bird's pet, flappy bird is my master. I had splashy fish too but I didn't like it very much and I felt like I went behind flappy bird's back every time I played it so I deleted it. Once my mom threatened to delete it off my phone and I got really mad and starting screaming and yelling at her and I tried throwing what ever I could find in reach at her. Yesterday I was playing flappy bird and I felt it was telling me to kill my cat, belle. I went up to her and had my hands around her neck, and then I realized was I was doing was wrong and I snapped out of it. What should I do? Flappy bird is controlling my life!!

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago | pl

    WTF!

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago | pl

    I am delighted to see the moderators are doing their job well.

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    Go to bed.

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  • smallboobies:(
    10 years ago

    O_O yeah that isn't normal...

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    Game addiction is in the list of disorders for the new diagnostic manual. Finally had somewhere to share my knowledge on this.

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  • dickwashington
    10 years ago

    yo whats your address so i could come beat some sense into your ass you fuckin moron how dare you harm an anmial because of some stupid game grow the fuck up and get a life

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    • EscapedPsychopath
      10 years ago

      666 SE Flappy Bird road, Hell

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      • disthing
        10 years ago

        OMG I live at 667!
        Small world :)

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        • EscapedPsychopath
          10 years ago

          Awesome! I'll have to drop by sometime!

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    Kill your cat? I'm surprised you haven't killed your phone yet.

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  • Syniister
    10 years ago

    Troll.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    you didnt like splashy. what is wrong with you?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Bow down to the pipe. Mario copy.

    Seriously, you need to speak to a therapist before this gets even more out of hand.

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    • EscapedPsychopath
      10 years ago

      I don't need a therapist! I just need a little advice on how to get Flappy bird out of my head.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Perhaps, Hypnotherapy wouldn't be beneficial?

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  • SuperBenzid
    10 years ago

    Sounds like schizophrenia leading to episodes of psychosis to me.

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    • EscapedPsychopath
      10 years ago

      I'm not a psychopath though!!

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      • SuperBenzid
        10 years ago

        Psychopathy is a different illness related to a lack of empathy.

        Schizophrenics feel empathy but some schizophrenics feel they are being controlled by external objects. This is a common symptom.

        If you're serious the good news is that anti-psychotics are often very effective. You would probably be a lot happier on them.

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  • ViolenceAgainstTheState
    10 years ago

    Yes, it is normal and it is the way your culture likes it. Bow down and serve!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49tDCYP6yk

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  • DarkestMoon
    10 years ago

    Well, isn't Flappy Bird the Master of All?

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  • Girlygamer
    10 years ago

    Let's hope this is fake 0.0

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