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I have this intense fantasy about physically beating jesus to a bloody pulp and then totally destroying it's body! I am not a violent person at all and never have thoughts of hurting anyone or anything EXCEPT jesus! I would really enjoy destroying it completely!
If I was a betting man, my money would be on Jesus. I'd start out small, like butterflies or something and work my way up to mice and then rabbits. If you pick on Jesus, you are going down.
The only way that you could do this, would be if humanity or you had mastered the ability/technology of time travel. Apparently, there was a Yeshua (the Hebrew name for "Jesus"), but unlike how the bible has lead so many to believe, he was just a man. He wasn't a demigod, he just a mortal. The Yeshua with supernatural powers apparently didn't exist and if he did he would have had to have been a extraterrestrial.
http://www.crystalinks.com/ufohistory.html
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_astronauts
http://www.crystalinks.com/ancientastronauts.html
Thought it was sexual, my mistake. But Jesus Christ that's weird (laughs at own pun)