Is it normal that i ejaculate in my jeans?

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So, the first time it happened I was at a club and saw this girl from across the room and we immediately locked eyes. We started dancing and next thing I know were back at her place and we kissed outside her door. She whispered in my ear that she 'wanted some more' and then it happened... i came everywhere...

A few days later i was at the grocery store and when the girl behind the counter asked me 'cash or credit?' I shot a load right then and there.

it gets worse too.. sometimes ill just get out of a movie or something and look at my phone and see that a hot girl called, and i'll... jizz in my pants...

I even get turned on by romantic songs, my alarm going off, a breeze coming in through my open window, grapes, even during the outcome of an M Night Shamalan movie starring the guy from die hard ...

Is this normal? Should i just wear a rubber at all times as a necessity? I dont know how to stop it...

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Based on 458 votes (220 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago | pl

    Hahah, I can't believe people don't get this

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    • Jukebox13
      12 years ago

      Haaaaa! I get it :D

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  • HarshbutTrue
    14 years ago | pl

    dude YOUR BALLS ARE OVERFLOWING, you should play with jimmy and the twins more aften

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  • ollie101
    14 years ago

    haha the lonely island -jizz in my pants. savage tune

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  • TheChosenOne
    14 years ago

    I see what you did there. Good song.

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  • dirty_3027
    13 years ago

    Dude if I was a guy I would love to be able to get off at any given moment! I'm a chic and speaking for most women we all know how hard it is to orgasm so if I was you I would be happy or don't leave the house

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    • bill-and-jane
      13 years ago

      Jane finds the quickest way to get off is to soak the crotch of her heavy denim shorts in lighter fluid, set them alight and rub them out with her bare hands. One night she used too much fluid and I ended up having to get on top of her and put the flames out with my leather jeans. She said that it gave her the best orgasm she had ever had.

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  • windowlicker
    13 years ago

    LOL I would hate to do laundry if I were you

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  • aspgirl
    14 years ago

    Well, I've heard of a woman having an unusual condition (basically, she couldn't do anything without having an orgasm, not even walk across the room). If it could happen to women, maybe something similar could happen to men...

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  • themanofmw2
    13 years ago

    Did u lock eyes from across the room or down ur drink while the rythms boom

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    It's cheezy that u stole this from a song

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  • nobodyspecial
    14 years ago

    i think you should masturbate more often, that will help relieve the tension.

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  • SolenmSerpent
    13 years ago

    God, this was hilarious.

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  • christian39677
    13 years ago

    Haha so many people took this seriously

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Sounds like u got yourself in one hell of a clusterfuck!

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    lol at least you don't have to worry about being pleased all the time xD
    But yeah, try wanking twice.
    Run out of the sperm before leaving the house.
    Or you can use a deaper.

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  • gummybearbandit73
    14 years ago

    for some reason that kinda turns me on x)

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  • MsUsou
    14 years ago

    yes...it is normal that u watched that video :P

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I'm almost sorry. I find that hot.

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  • davidnine
    12 years ago

    How old are you dude ? I think the boys are lonely !

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    lol ok same thing happens to my brother. its just that ur to sensetive to touch. and yeah u should "play around" more

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    lonley island much?

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  • Nevard23
    12 years ago

    An I Jizzed in my pants HAHA

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  • KraziiSaby
    12 years ago

    The first paragraph I was Like oooohhhhhhmaiiiiiigawwwdddd he did the song xD lol

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  • idon'tcare123456
    12 years ago

    (: (: (: Hahah.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    THE FUNNIEST POST ON IIN!!

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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.

    Epicest thing ever. If you don't get the lols then you suck.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    As soon as I read the second paragraph I laughed my ass off

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  • BrightEyes
    14 years ago

    Refer to the DSM-IV in the paraphilia section. That should help you narrow it down - I'd do it for you but I'm getting sleepy.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Everyone knows you got it from that song dummie!

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  • Orange01028
    14 years ago

    JIZZZZZZ IN YOUR PANTS >:1

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  • misinformant
    13 years ago

    oh shit that was good

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  • itssofluffy12
    13 years ago

    Jizz in my every time I read this(:

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  • anonymous2020
    13 years ago

    Hahaha brighteyes nice but what makes me are the people answering this like it's not a song

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  • wankcum
    13 years ago

    Yes, it is fine as long as you do it in your boxers.

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  • Scrat
    13 years ago

    Lol love this song :D

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  • gako
    13 years ago

    Because I jizzzzed in my pants !!

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  • nymphetaminegirl420
    13 years ago

    Damn!! This only happened to the husband once on our 3rd day of knowing eachother. Love that song. It happens to me all the time, the simplest things make me get a wet mess all over myself. Especially things like eating, eating food off me, stuffing food in me to mess with myself and then eating it and pain. kinda weirddd

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  • rockersdash
    13 years ago

    Beast of a song

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  • trav1085
    13 years ago

    I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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  • katiebuglahv
    13 years ago

    Jizz in my pants- EPIC!!!!! :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Hahahaha Jizz in my pants. Haha (:

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    That's the learics to jizz in my pants by lonely island there famous song is I'm on a boat

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  • unwritten
    13 years ago

    hahaha um nooo lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Correction third paragraph

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  • bri-:)
    13 years ago

    Haha jizz in my pants- love that song

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  • macee.bee.
    14 years ago

    Hahahaha awesome!

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  • sonic200
    14 years ago

    Haha i remember that song

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  • YoohCrazy
    14 years ago

    Hahahahaha grapes! That's silly!

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