Is it normal that i eat potato a lot

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as i eat potato so I HAVE STORE FAT IN MY BODY

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago | pl

    Moderators, please explain?

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    • Devyn
      10 years ago | pl

      I'm not a moderator, but I think I can explain. You see this post isn't as stupid and pointless as it appears at first glance; it has a deeper meaning which the moderators clearly inferred when they saw it.

      Potato, as portrayed in this post, does not refer to literal potato, but is in fact and allegory for the media in our current society. We take in so much needless bull shit everyday about celebrities' personal lives and about isolated crimes that have no effect on us and about many other equally irrelevant and uninteresting goings on. Nevertheless for some reason we continue to watch it and get mentally "fat" on it. There are many people who can more easily recount the exact birthdays of people that they do not know than do simple addition. This useless information has engorged out society so it is inefficient and unsustainable.

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      • Anime7
        10 years ago

        It's like being back in English and having my teacher preach at me all the symbols in a book. Well said sir, well said.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      OP:
      As I eat Mexicano I have store poop

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    • Woof
      10 years ago

      Yeah, let's judge people on the food that they like and ban them from saying they like it.

      That seems totally fair.

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    • Sog
      10 years ago

      Why do we have to wait 24 hours for our stories to pass judgement if crap like this ends up getting approved anyway?

      Someone should make an IIN about this so the community can discuss.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Rule of life...

        If it's free don't complain, you're their bitch, there's gonna be crap, but what do you expect for free?

        Suggestion: Become a volunteer mod.

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  • PureLikeSnow
    10 years ago

    I store a large-sized salami sausage in my pants to impersonate a guy so I HAVE STORE PROTEIN IN MY PANTS

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    I eat sausage pizza so I HAVE STORE CHOLESTEROL IN MY HEART

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    I love potatoes my favourite is potatoes with mustard.

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  • Aub
    10 years ago

    Deafi?

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  • Fabulous
    10 years ago

    Fuck the internet

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  • Flaze
    10 years ago

    I was compelled to comment.

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  • whatzupnoobs
    10 years ago

    I WANT PIZZA
    NAOW

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  • braintrip
    10 years ago

    Delete this.

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  • Abend_zersetzen_mich
    10 years ago

    You can survive for years eating only potatoes and drinking water, or so I've heard.

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  • jimrichy
    10 years ago

    Bloody Irish!

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  • Eveyana
    10 years ago

    I'm going to give the OP the benefit of the doubt and assume they just don't come from an english speaking background. Potatoes actually have a lot of health benefits provided they are baked and not fried.

    They contain high levels of potassium and vitamin C. They help your digestive system (because of their fiber content), regulate cellular functions, blood pressure, nerve maintenance, and may help prevent coronary disease and stroke.

    However, as with all things good, keep it in moderation.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago

    Well if you fucking like potato a lot, then eat it. It's only gonna make you poop harder. My cousin knows that all too well. He's in the hospital now lamenting his life choices. The dumb bastard....

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I eAt RaW NuTs EvErY dAy.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      Oh CuM oN eVeRyDaY?

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Oh yes indeed. I eat them two at a time after I gaze into them pretending they are your eyes...guess what kinda nuts :p

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        • D'lirium
          8 years ago

          Deez nuts. l:

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          Almonds then, cause those are the ones I can snack on all day #1 and #2 Asian eyes =almond shape

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Everyday for about one or two weeks now, I've been eating fried sliced potatoes (a pseudo hash in fried in sexy grass-fed butter) for either lunch or breakfast.

    However, they don't make me gain fat. Do you Exercise? How is your digestive system? It might not be that they make you fat, it could just be that they make you bloat (like a boat who's ready to float).

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Like the famous luxury liner "the bloated toad"?

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Never heard of it. I guess I really need to get my head out the soup.

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          Brown log soup?

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            Spotted Dick?

            (Its a steaming British pudding.)

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