Is it normal that i dye my armpit and pubic hair green?

I'm serious. I think green is a lovely color. The only problem is that when I sweat, the green color runs down my sides and legs, but no one can see it due to the fact that I wear dark clothing. When the green color isn't available in stores, I buy two bottles(or jars) of yellow and mix it with a little bit of blue using a turkey baster. Is this normal or am I insane? I do a lot of weird things. I'm probably going to color the hair on my head and my eyebrows next.