Is it normal that i dream of making love to a bear?

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I am a wife and a mother to three children.
My Husband of 12 years is frequently away with business and I find myself longing for more in my sex life. Last week, i watched a television programme about bears and found myself feeling flustered. I've always had a thing for hairy men and ever since have fantasied about vigorous and aggressive sex that I crave I would get from a wild, untamed animal. This genuinely serious, no joke comments. Is this normal?

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47% Normal
Based on 15 votes (7 yes)
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  • i_will_not_eat_hats_again
    10 years ago | pl

    I think I need this too. It's become a necessity. A simple bear necessity. If I tried it, I think I'd forget all about my worries and my strife.

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    • zenparadox
      10 years ago

      I know this post is a little old but I so appreciated your adorably inappropriate comment. Too cute. ;-)

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    Mmmm bear penis

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    oh thats funny a girl bear or a boy bear?

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  • Couman
    10 years ago

    That doesn't sound like a very good idea. Would you settle for a dog?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    Is it because he bangs taiwanese hookers? Maybe not but seems pretty coincidental, considering the two stories are right next to each other. Hmm.

    Anyway, try a marsupial like a koala bear. Yes i know its not a bear. They have bifurcated penises, except for two kangaroo species. Now, the echidna has a four head penis but only uses two at a time. Something to think about...

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Stop investigating things and go back to your worm or worms.....

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Gay bears exist. They are big, hairy and strong like mountain men. They handle penises like they handle lumber.

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  • dickwashington
    10 years ago

    do bears have penises?

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  • preciiousv
    10 years ago

    you need Jesus, who would want to fuck a bear

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