Is it normal that i don't understand people?

I am constantly confounded by the motivations of my fellow human beings. I don't merely mean that I do not agree with some of the things people do, I literally mean that I do not understand them. Their actions are, to me, like dogs eating out of the cat box, or flies bouncing off lightbulbs; completely incomprehensible. Some examples:

- SPORTS FANATICISM. I don't understand how anyone could seriously care about professional spectator sports. They are not only boring, but the outcome of the game does not affect my life in any way. Furthermore, I have no personal connection to any team in any sport, thus no reason to prefer one to another.

- RELATIONSHIPS. The whole world is pitifully obsessed with finding one's "other half". Why? All relationships bring is trouble and drama. Why would someone want to live with another person and be constantly judged by them? Or have to make all kinds of compromises in day-to-day life? If it is because of some irresistible instinct, I guess I was born without it. I have been happily single for my entire life.

- ADOPTION. Today on the news, there was a story about a couple who adopted a number of "special needs" children. WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?! The amount of responsibility this would entail, and the subsequent amputation of personal freedom, is 100X more than what it would take to drive me insane. Why would people do this to themselves?

- REVULSION. People are all up in arms over this Warren Jeffs thing (the polygamist/ pedophile sect guy). I COULDN'T CARE LESS! Since when does the majority have the right to impose their moral values on a group of people who have gone out into the middle of the desert to form their own little isolated community with their own rules? Why can't people just do whatever they want without being harassed? Why do people have to make moral evaluations of everything? Why can't people just shut up and mind their own business?

- OUTGOING PEOPLE. These scoundrels at work won't leave me alone. Everyday it's "Hi! How are you?" or "How's it going?". Why do they care? Why do they even have to look at me? Haven't they realized by now that I want't nothing to do with them? What possesses a person to attempt to communicate with someone as brooding and hateful looking as me?

- TRENDS. Why would somebody want to dress the same as everyone else? Everybody I see on a daily basis looks exactly the same. The younger people in particular are ridiculous looking; they all wear oversize basketball jersies and their pants sagging below their ass. Since I was young, I always dressed in such a way so as to stand out. The feeling of being similar to other people in any way has always been intolerable to me. Being ridiculed only increased my devotion to non-conformity ( I hate that trite phrase, but it fits).

There are more, but this is too long already.

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  • Faceless

    SPORTS FANATICISM - GO VIKINGS. FUCK YOU!

    RELATIONSHIPS - Because being understood and loved is kind of nice. Sex is nice too.

    ADOPTION - Oh, some people have this thing called a heart. And a great capacity to care for their fellow human beings other then just themselves.

    REVULSION - In a world full of moral guidelines pedophilia should not be included. If you knew that there was a serial killer living next door to you, would you really mind your own buisness?

    OUTGOING PEOPLE - I agree. Its a supid social mannerism. Next time someone asks you how you are, tell them you feel alone, depressed, alienated and borderline psychotic. They wont ask again.

    TRENDS - Its social pressure to be cool. Its inescapable. Its everywhere. Its anonymous and its known. Its the reason Im going to be a Buddhist Monk. When that gets cool I'll kill myself.

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    • Self-preservation is my only motivation. I have no heart.

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    • under1

      You sir, know the answers to life! Hats off to you.

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  • I love you. Thank you so much. The only thing I disagreed with is the "Revulsion" thing... I strongly oppose pedophilia, but polygamy, who gives a fuck? It's their choice.

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  • You seem overly pessimistic...
    Kill yourself.

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    • I probably will someday.

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      • Cool.

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        • I'll tape it.

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          • Sounds like a plan.
            But better yet, get someone ELSE to tape it.
            Then send me copy.

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  • jodyjo

    You need to get laid. It's stupid and not normal for you to stress over what other people enjoy or do.. Live your own life and quit worrying about everyone elses.

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    • I cannot stand the fact that I am labeled as being the same species as them. That is why it bothers me.

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      • nagasonavimana

        Too fucking bad. Apply your elitist tendencies in a useful manner by helping the human race get to space.

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  • Normal for antisocial narcissists.

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  • nagasonavimana

    SPORTS FANATICISM - An evolved method of humans seeking a cathartic release for their bloodthirsty tendencies. The highest form of this is Go/Chess. The lowest form is Halo/Call of Duty. Football is about midway in there.

    RELATIONSHIPS - Humans have a biological imperative to reproduce. Having become an enlightened evolved species, we understand that there is more to life beyond partnership, but still the imperative is socially ingrained.

    ADOPTION - Some humans, having achieved a level of seeming stability, seek to give back to their species by caring for the less fortunate. It's simple martyrdom and, though completely contrary to an evolutionary instinct, is perfectly fine.

    REVULSION - That's just how the cookie crumbles in this country. The age of consent is different across the planet. If you need to pork a 12 year old, move to somewhere that allows it. You do that in the USA, we'll cut off your balls.

    OUTGOING PEOPLE - Empathy is a learned social trait that strengthens the local unit/clan/tribe. Self Ostracism is another trait learned but commonly misunderstood and mistreated by the whole.

    TRENDS - You can't escape this; being non-conformist is now a conformist act...Warhol saw to that. You are invariably connected to others around you, by simple usage of the land and language. Deal with it.

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  • supersox316

    TRENDS- i dont undersrand so i take them and put in some of my personality

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  • supersox316

    ADOPTION- they want to help the kids

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  • supersox316

    RELATIONSHIPS- people want to find the on person they lov

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  • Oh kindred soul...

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  • Solophonic

    People do these things because they are important to them. I'm sure there are things important to you that other people think are ridiculous wastes of time and energy. As for the outgoing people...some people just like to have friends and they're trying to make you their friend. Everyone else probably wonders why you disconnect with everyone and look down your nose at the world. You're not better than they, and I guarantee you every single argument you have brought up, they have thought about at length, and decided in the end that the few negatives are worth the plethora of positivity it brings them.

    You can't fight the world and expect to win, acceptance is key to understanding.

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    • I don't think I am better than other people. I just don't understand them.

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      • MoistWarmDesires

        Do you have sex with people to at least take care of physical needs?

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  • under1

    - SPORTS FANATICISM. Entertaining to watch and uses time we have to use. People use it to socialise and relax. Over obsessed people I do not understand though.
    - RELATIONSHIPS. FOREVER ALONE! For you anyway. Point is, your 'other half' is meant to be someone who cares about you and is similar to you. Someone you can turn to when everthing is sh*t.
    - ADOPTION. Some people adopt because they cant have children and think every child should have parents. The whole disability thing I dont get though. Good Samaritans?

    - REVULSION. How would you feel if someone close to you was raped, or murdered or abused. Would you understand it then? If not, FOREVER ALONE.

    - OUTGOING PEOPLE. These people bother me too but sometimes they do it to try and make you happier or to get more friendly with you. Its just who they are I guess.

    - TRENDS. I dont get this either, I mainly dress to avoid being noticed tbh. Some people dont intentionally do this, they wear clothes they like and they turn out to be popular. Some people just do it to fit in with their friends.

    I hope you have your answers. If you are really this stumped, you might have a disorder, be a troll, are a sociopath, or just need to go outside and view others to understand how society works.

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  • outgoing : its a secret pact to see who breaks your icy exterior first, theyve got money riding on it
    sports : all about passion and comradship, you dont understand this, your loss
    trends : when a fashion trend is hot it's all you see in the shops, maybe its easier

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