Is it normal that i do this to my girlfriend when i'm mad at her?

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Okay, so sometimes when I'm really pissed off at my girlfriend and we have an argument or something; I take a condom and If I'm having diarrhea I'll poop it into the condom, or I'll pee, spit, and ejaculate into it. Sometimes I'll do all 4 if I'm angry enough and able.

After I've done that I put the filled condom in the freezer. Once it's frozen I wait until my girlfriend is asleep, pull the gross-sicle out of the condom, and shove it into her vagina, sometimes I break it and put half in her butt-hole.

She's a REALLY deep sleeper so she never wakes up during the process.

But when she does wake up, she wakes up to loads of shit, pee, semen, and saliva sitting in her genital-holes.

Usually she'll start crying right away and take a shower, then she threatens to leave me so I make myself puke on her and put her dog in the fish tank; as well as some other things, but that is a completely different story.

So is this normal...?

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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago | pl

    Haha nice try, but you don't have a girlfriend

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    • dom180
      11 years ago | pl

      He does, she's just inflatable.

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      • shuggy-chan
        11 years ago

        explains the deep sleeping

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    • NVR
      10 years ago

      this guy is lying !

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  • Maya05
    11 years ago

    Okay you almost had me believing you until you added in the last paragraph. If you actually did all of this 1) She would not be your girlfriend 2) you'd have a restraining order 3) also charges of animal cruelty) and 4) She might just kill you or at least cut your dick off. Then freeze it. Then put it in your ass. That is what I would have done at least.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I hope your girlfriend cuts your dick off in your sleep.

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    No, it's not normal, and you're obviously trying to Troll. But...this really fucking turned me on.

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    So boring. Don't they teach creative writing at school these days. BTW it's called an Alaskan Pipeline.

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  • NVR
    10 years ago

    i am surprised such entries can make it into IIN !

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  • Redlegs24
    11 years ago

    Hell no it's not normal & it's sick. Who the hell shits or pisses in a condom & then freezes it!

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